stink no more

my mommy sez we can tell how much fun I has by bath.  the dirtier the wadder the funner the venture

duck tubble

I hoped you liked my last few vidyos.  my mommy sez everyone shud see that I is going thru my teenage years.  I dunt knowed whut those are but I sure has fun lately.  we goed to that lake ocean ting agin and a weather sky started to come in.  so  mommy sez we bedder go to shore for lunch and poddy brake. 

see??  I taking my poddy brake in ocean.  so thin the best ting happnd.  I goed on shore and in bushes I finded a feddery ting.  a big feddery ting sidding on a big twiggy bowl ting with the biggest egg ever!  I tink it wuzzed dinasour egg maybe.  I wunted to see closer but that feddery ting tried to chase me.  it wuzzed saying quackquackquackquackaquackquackquack.  so I sez to quacking feddery ting that I big boy and I not scairt.  so I chased it into a yucky mucky slimy pondy water aarea.  my mommy was not happy wit me, oh no she wuznt.  I tink I member her screeching my name, all of them, but I dent listen.  I has so muched fun chasing feddery ting.  mommy has to go get leash and git me out of green stinky water.  thin the worst ting happnd.  I has to go to my crate cuz I a mess.

riding on boat in crate is NOT fun so I barked and barked and barked an barked and barked and barked.  guess whut?  my mommy ledded me back out cuzzed she sez I was maybe making fish fritened.  I tink I figured out how to git out of crate.  bARKING. 

I look giltyand sad dunt I?  I really jest tryink to tink how to git back to chase feddery ting.  I had to has bath wined we gitted back home.

i tinked I wuz sneaky

so I dint know my mommy was even watching me while I tore up sum stuff.  win she callt my name I looked but stil dent see her a cupple times, then I seed her so I tended like I wuz good gard doggy and runned all away barking.  I hope she dent see mess I made.

Asa photobombed me agin

I wuzzed hepping mommy pull weeds win this happened....crummy ode man Asa.  I tink he even laffted out louded.  I sed grody.  he recked good video.

i hiding my chew

did you see how hard I working to berry my bone frum Max and Asa?  I dent wunt to tew it innymore but I sure dent wunt them to has it.  I hided it in couch cushen and I wuz so proud but mommy sed I has to unberry it cuzzed it mite stink.  so I unberried it for her. 

Cattypiller

so I meted whut I tinked wud be nice new fuzzy frend.  but I tink it stabbed me.  I dunt need new frend

I saveed a life

I tink I shud be lifeguard cuzzed I saved a frend frum drowndink.  watch and see how gently I em.

ruv

my mommy sez I is mpossible to be mad at.   I sez I node!

I iz so big now huh?

stained

I try to be so cool as Asa cuzzed mommy sez ode man duzznt git in much tubble as me puppy.

I see whut she meens.  I tewed up a pen.  see my ear and leg?  and on my bed. too.  asa dint do dis.

                                                                          Percy did.

watch it wednesday

so me and mommy goed to livias high skool to watch her and the marching band praktis.  hey do you notice I has a new green harness?  my mommy sez it mite hep me not pull so much he he he

I m hepping band coach but he dint even knows it. 

livia is in sumping callt color gard.  mommy sez if I ever even tink of tewing up her flag she will send me back to florida.  so I dunt even tink bout it

I want to go play with band.  if I joined I wud play big drum.  I like making lots noise like dat

it wuzzed kinduv cold tonight.  I dunt wunt summer to end and snowing to start

my mommy said shame

win my mommy walked in and found this hapning she sez shame on Percy. 

so here I is, trying to look shamed.  but my mouth wunt leggo of my stick and my tung hanged out.
                                                     udderwise I tink it was good try at shamed.

me be model

hey, I dunt know bout you but I tink I is jest like this doggy.  I wish I cud be next hushpuppy model

vote yes if you gree. 

ridge walk

me and mommy goed on coolest walk today.  I show you sum pitchers now. 

 

I figure out map and hep mommy find our way.     

I so cited I is kicking up sum dust!!!

mommhy sez it  time for cute foto shoot of me on binch.  oh oh I started to eat binch photo shoot dun

looky I not even see new lizard frend on rock.  mommy sez Percy lookit lizard.  I dent see it ever

I knowed I is so hansum

we gettted to ridge.  now I canz see to Kansas I tink! 

I such good looking

I ruv my ventures wit my mommy

                         

me in throne

 my mommy jest sez Percival (yep, Percival), git off the couch.

I sez no tank you

really mommy?  this is percys throne and I tend I king of land.  I no git down.

I gitted anudder stearned talking to

I pouting cuzzed now I has to be king from ground    

oh oh

I try hide behind tree cuzzed I done sumping I shunt has done.

 I goed peepee on mommys grill cover.  oops, I sure did. 

I gitted a sterned talking to.  then I gitted told no more peepee on grill cover

I tell mommy wit my eyes that no I wunt innymore.  but I node I mite do it agin cuzzed I wunt to.

kickboat nite

I so tired after this day I konked all out.

 den, I tink I hears sumping.   I tink it mite be sumping that rimes with bombie.... gulp

so I show some teeth and give a liddle grrrrrrrr

but I so tired I jest fall back to seep during grrrrring

kicking boat

This water named lake but mommy sez it more like pond.  I dunt knowed whut that meaned but I learned it.  Big boat wunt fit on pond so we bringed liddle boat for venture!  I weared my yellow safety vest in cased I falled off.  This liddle boat has jest liddle space and my mommy has to power it with her kicking.  Good ting I dunt cuzzed my legs are so short we wouldn't go very far.

I dint go overbored at all, no I dint. 

do you seez my mommies feet?  they has fins and she paddles us like a mommy duck

I tink I ruv this place.  it so nice and laxing..

me and mommy ruv summer nights..

                                                                 ahhhhhhhhhh

oh no   I tink I heared zombie!!!  I has go home now. 

summer nite

me and mommy ruv summer nite walks.  she sez the sun spills down.  I sez I so happy

looky.  I finded new stick and paper wad

I mite bring home wit me

my bestest toy

 yep I ruv my emptee wadder boddle and my stick. 

mommy sez be careful Percy, it could go down my gullet. 

so I sez NUH UH.

see?  theres iznt a ting down my gullet.

he he he he he