today I digged a liddle hole in the back yard. jest a liddle one and I tink I digged it becuz I ate a blade of grass thin went all crazy. Mudder and grouchy pants Asa came outside to see whut all the rukuc wuzzed about. I runned away frum the scene and whin Asa followed his nose to my crime, I blamed him! I told mudder "ohhh mudder, lookit whut bad boy has digged".
it did not work, Mudder is not a fool. she told me to go inside so she cud bury the hole. and grouchy pants whispered in my ear that I wuzzed a big brat.
and he chased me back in to the house...
AND next he helped himself to injoy the sun on my outdoor cushions! hmmmmpf
I will git him in some sort of trubble sum day...
