I was almost a lion

We gitted dis cool lion main for me to wear.  It commed all the way frum China!  I was happy to try it out, but when we tried to put it over my head it wud not fit.  I almost cried becuz I wunted to be a lion with a main all the way frum China.  It wuz even a size large.  I spose Doggies in China are smaller than me, Percy.