fooling mudder

last night I went outside to go peepee before bed, but it wuzzed so cold I jest sneaked and went peepee on the porch and came right back in.  When mudder went to turn the light off she sed "oh Percy!  Whut a gud boy, you went outside and practiced your figure 8s"  "Yay buddy"

Whut do you say we jest keep this between you and me?  😉