mommys island

I tink I liked tewing the leg of mommys kichen island.  I made a big crack sound with my biting and mommy said oh no Percival, bad boy....I not bad boy, I jests need to tew.  mommy went and gotted my worst enemy in the world.....bidder apple.  whut a awful ting, bidder apple.  my mommy sprayed it on island and I sed yeeeeessshhhh that is bad stuff.  I not tew inymore tonite. 

see my snout?