miss Swat

I know my mudder ruvs all animals, but I canz not figure out why she tinks Bronwyn is so grate.  She does a lot of bad cat stuff.  If I did these tings I wud be in big ole trubble and maybe evin git paddled.  Jest lookit some of her doings...


she gits in the window...

If I did that mudder wud yell out "percy, get out of that window, you cud tear the screen, if you wunt to luk outside, thin GO outside"  

She also climbs on mudders furniture...

if I  did that Mudder wud screech out "Percy, you bad boy, git off of my furniture, you are going to brake sumptink"

SHe also helps herself to tings she shud leave alone...

if I got close to that ting mudder wud shriek "PERCY, git away frum that right this second, you are going to knock him over and reck him".

now win I tink about it, Bronwyn has never braked innyting, and I have.  maybe I em still mudders favorite.