the white cougar

Well, Bronwyn is not the sweet liddle kitten that mudder tinks she is.  In fact, she is a beast.  A beast that stalks me and gives me the swat down.  I try to make frinds with her so we canz play togedder, but she never wunts innyting to do with me.  mudder sez, "lookit Percy, she is so sweet she evin has a cute little heart-shaped patch on her back, awwwww".

So I tried to giver her anudder chance to be frinds with me and play togedder.

but instead, she hissed at me and tried to tack me.

she stalked me down the hall...

I barked out for mudders help to save me.  but whin mudder came, this is whut she saw

Bronwyns sweet liddle kitty cat face jest minding her own bizness and taking a sun nap.

mudder sed "Percy, whut is the madder with you?  leave the sweet little kitten alone".  Mudder never knows that the new little kitten is rilly an indoor snow cougar jest waiting to eat me up.  This is whut she rilly is like to me, Percy

but this is all mudder ever sees

and all mudder hears is friendly happy purring, not the big cougar hiss that she gives to me.  SIGH