Hunting Percy

Do you member the pitcher when I wuzzed hunting ratties with the flashlight?  Well lookit this!
                                                   I finded one!!!

I evin bringed it inside.  Mommy wasn't wearing her glasses and she thinked I bringed in a pine cone-she sed, "oh Percy, I ruv it when you has a pine cone.  It makes your breath so piney fresh".  Thin after I had it for a liddle while mommy commed over and sed it wuzzed time to hand over the pine cone.  She picked it up and shrieked out "EEEEEEK, Percival, WHAT IS THIS?"  She putted on her glasses and sed "oh, no, YUCK!" and throwed it in the sink.  Mommy was not happy with my hunting tonight.  She sed now me, Percy, won't have nice piney breath, but now I will have mouse mouth.  sorry mommy, sorry.