I meet a snake

I meeted a humungus boa constrictor in my yard today.  I barked and barked and barked and then my mommy picked up the humungus boa constrictor.  I worried it might boa constrict her but she sez it was snake called a gardening snake.  I dent get it cuzzed it wasn't gardening and it wuznt in a garden.  ohs well, I tink I liked him and wanted to play, but then it went pp and I tinked it was gross.  we goed and set him free far from my garden.