pondering sum tings

Sum times I like to stair into space and jest tink about diffrint tings.  today I em tinking about China and wundering  why doggies are so small there and I jest canz not come up with iny ideas.  I em not rilly that big of a dog, and I has a lot of doggie frinds that are a lot bigger than me. But still, my size large lion main frum China wuzzed So small.  Mommy sez she once gitted a shirt frum China that was sposed to be sized large for her, but win it commed it wud not fit her at all--jest like my lion main.  I em tinking that frum now on if we order inyting frum China we will have to git size XXXXL