stink no more

my mommy sez we can tell how much fun I has by bath.  the dirtier the wadder the funner the venture

duck tubble

I hoped you liked my last few vidyos.  my mommy sez everyone shud see that I is going thru my teenage years.  I dunt knowed whut those are but I sure has fun lately.  we goed to that lake ocean ting agin and a weather sky started to come in.  so  mommy sez we bedder go to shore for lunch and poddy brake. 

see??  I taking my poddy brake in ocean.  so thin the best ting happnd.  I goed on shore and in bushes I finded a feddery ting.  a big feddery ting sidding on a big twiggy bowl ting with the biggest egg ever!  I tink it wuzzed dinasour egg maybe.  I wunted to see closer but that feddery ting tried to chase me.  it wuzzed saying quackquackquackquackaquackquackquack.  so I sez to quacking feddery ting that I big boy and I not scairt.  so I chased it into a yucky mucky slimy pondy water aarea.  my mommy was not happy wit me, oh no she wuznt.  I tink I member her screeching my name, all of them, but I dent listen.  I has so muched fun chasing feddery ting.  mommy has to go get leash and git me out of green stinky water.  thin the worst ting happnd.  I has to go to my crate cuz I a mess.

riding on boat in crate is NOT fun so I barked and barked and barked an barked and barked and barked.  guess whut?  my mommy ledded me back out cuzzed she sez I was maybe making fish fritened.  I tink I figured out how to git out of crate.  bARKING. 

I look giltyand sad dunt I?  I really jest tryink to tink how to git back to chase feddery ting.  I had to has bath wined we gitted back home.