my ferst falltime

me and mommy and livia goed to mountins to see leaves.  I dunt knowed why cuzzed I kin see leaves in my own back yard.  and, I has to ride in kennel.  I in kennel in back of jeep. 

but thin mommy sez ooooh, lookit how pretty nature is!!  so I looked at it and it is so pretty!

thin we hadded picnic and I goed in river!

I tink I so good looking!  thin mommy photobombed me.  she jest like asa!!  but it funny.

in sky wuzzed feddery ting.  I steel dunt like those tings.  mommy sez it is eagle and it is beautiful for America!  I guessed so too.  it don't git me afterall.

waitink for new fridge

well I is so tarving.  I give mommy hungry face.  she sez new ice box coming soon.  I hope so.

percy Gibbons is hungry

since mommy taked out pine cone I is tarving, so I looked in fridge.  it empty.  I ask mommy why?  mommy sez cuzzed it is broken and we has to git new one.  oh, I tink mommy is old mothered hubbard and I her poor dog.  without a bone....or a pine cone.  tanks mommy.

euell gibbons

duz you know who euell gibbons is?  my mommy sez I am him in doggie form.  jest cuzzed I like pine cones and branches.  I like natural diets.  I sez "ever eat a pine tree?, many parts are edable".  mommyy sez mr gibbons sez that too.

I like pine cones too!  I wud like grape nuts I bet, if my mommy wud give me them

I bringed cone in to bed.  mommy taked it back outside, like evrytink else I bring in.

I tink I percy gibbons!!!

i still disterbed

I canz stop tinking bout that poor snake frind that lost his head.  win I in back yard I go to same spot and sniff and sniff.  I scream win I tink of it...

I tink it wuzzed maybe wherewolf that tore head off.  I hope I not wherewolf...                                  oh no, mommy sez maybe it was zombie attack.  I scream agin win I tink of zombie attack

disterbing imige

me and mommy finded  this in our backyard today.  eeeek..

mommy sez it is d-capitated.  I dunt knowed whut that meenz but I knowed I dint like this at all

do you tink it cud be frum zombie?

asa is belly up

my frind asa is not the chewpicobra.  he is jest a silly goofy boy doggie basset hound

iznt he funny to you too?

chewpicobbra

I tink my frind max mite be the chewpicobra...

I tink he jest tries to look like sweet begging doggie so no oned nose he iz chwpicobra

whut do you tink?

chase

I love to play chased.  I has bag I knowed I not sposed to, so I hoep mpmmy will play chase

she did

i haz talint

my yard haz lots of special rocks, but I haz my 3 favrits in my whole yard.  I always choose them and bring them in side and mommy sez no.  I guessed I not sposed to bring in rocks.  my mommy puts thim back outside.  then I bring in the same 3 rocks all time.  my mommy did speriment.  she writed on my 3 special rocks.  then sumtimes I goes outside and find them, evin win they are hiddin.  I show my mommy they are sure my real favrites. 

see, tis is me finding #2

my mommy tinks I has special powers.  I do, its my snout!!

i did git to open it!!

I gotted to open my bark box 2day and it haz lots uf good stuff.  see, I steel tink tis iz so funny

out with the old, in wit the knew

my mommy sez my toyz are gross and that we need to wash them up.  and I haz to throw sum out cuzzed mommy sez they were danjerus. 

I is wooried cuzzed I dunt has miny toys left...I hope I git to open bark box after class!!

my portrait

so hear it is.  I tink it looks like me an I ruv my bakgrownd.  did you notice my mommy painted heartz on me?  awwww

funnyness

I tink this iz funniest ting I has ever red.  oh, I dunt reed but my mommy duz.  I luv my bark box!!

My mommy sez I has to wait until tomorrow to open it, after my training class-for reward.

I canz wait!!

oh, hehehehehehehehe

I ruv recess all day.  my mommy tinked tis sed Reese"s like the penut budder cup. 

she tinked dat wuz funny.  I tellt her is sed recess.  like a break.  I like recesses.

artwork

my mommy is going to a paintink cclass to paint me.  this is the pitcher she is goink to follow.
                                                 I will post the finished project soon!

Purple ball

I has favorite chasey ting--mommy callz it purple ball.  I call it fun.  Mommy sez it is the color of purple.  I learned to fech it win I wuz younger.  It so fun.

I is happy boy

Even when I not doing innyting special, I still is always so happy boy. 

my name in forest stile

My mommy made this cool pitcher of my name.  she taked these pitchers on our land over Labor Day

mommys island

I tink I liked tewing the leg of mommys kichen island.  I made a big crack sound with my biting and mommy said oh no Percival, bad boy....I not bad boy, I jests need to tew.  mommy went and gotted my worst enemy in the world.....bidder apple.  whut a awful ting, bidder apple.  my mommy sprayed it on island and I sed yeeeeessshhhh that is bad stuff.  I not tew inymore tonite. 

see my snout? 

berning the midnite oil

I dunt know whut the midnite oil is, but I do know that I has werked hard making sure my videeos are all fixed up for you

sumptimez I like to watch my videeos again and agin!  and look at pitchers of me too.  I gotted a lot sidetracked doing this while I worked on the videeo problem.

Thin I started to has daydreamz bout my ventures

awwww whut gud memorize

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Percy's liddle servey

so I is wunderink if innyone is smartypants and can tell me whut this iz.  I knows whut it is but I wunder how miny frinz do too.  comment below fer your ansers.  first rite answer gits Percy kiss!!

gud luk!

My own Bog!!! My life as Percy!!!

Nice to see all my frinz here!  howloo.  thanx fer joyning me.  I made sum wishes on majic dannylions and my wish commed true finily.  my mommy sed yes to pubishing my own bog.  I so happy.  can you tell?  sense I nounced my bog on facebook I reely hope my frinz will follow me and my ventures.  please read back, my bog starts befored I was even borned!!  so start reeding frum long ago.  I has already had so many grate ventures.  mommy sez I might be founded and  famus if I has nuff frinz here.  so follow and comment lots of tings.  I will take specil requests and questions frum frinz too.  and idees too.  I hope you like reeding bout me!  has fun frinz

en ef el

futball seeson started 2nite.  me and my Mommy are big football fanz for our Denver Broncos.  did you knowed that they are the sooperbowl champines??  I is Peyton Manning fan and I wear number 18 too!!

we winned!!!

doggies dunt like cats and I say boo panthers.  I bet Fig Newton iz pouting tonite. 

cats tail mess

so me and mommy goed to park today and I finded a big mess. 

mommy sez that mess  frum a cat tail.  oh no, that kitty cat did make big mess in park.

I sure is happy I dent make that mess,  kitty cat prolly gotted in tubble for mess.

thin I finded dead frog and rolled on it. 

mommy tinked I wuz jest rolling cuzzed I is happy boy

lookit my face-  rolling in dead frog is so great

thin mommy noticed it wuzzed dead frog and not jest fun rolling.  she sez Percival yuck.

I tended I wuznt doink innything wrong at all. 

i jest tried to look all seriousness and innocent. 

but my stink gives me way.