this week was better

Andy is coming along.  I think he is learning frum me.  and mudder sez I em a rock star.

i tried so hard to teach andy good tings, but he is not really interested.  sumtimes he just says hmmff

                                       and thin he axilly sez nanny nanny poopoo to me.

i tried to tattle on him to mudder, but she jest sez, "oh Percy, you were the same way when you were a puppy".  i can not believe that at all.  i has always been so gud.  and mature.  and smarty.

and that dang puppy taked my cattypiller too.

oh my goodness gracious

you will never beleeve whut happened this week.  I gitted a new puppy!  his name is Andy and I love him!  let me introduce you to him.  this is andy!!  doesnt he look so sweet and cute?

he is a liddle guy, but he is ferocious!  and i love it! 

i am going to teach him so miny good tings.  like how to hunt.

and how to help mudder make dinner on the barbeq

i gived him so much information he finally plugged his ears and sed he could not learn innymore

i dont tink i em a gud big brudder when it comes to teaching tho.  instead of hunting rabbits and rats and earthworms...andy hunts plums...

and he doesnt sleep well with mudder on the couch...he climbs on the furniture all night.

he does not ride well in the car either-he poopies in MY crate.  thin he has to have a bath and my crate has to be cleaned.. ugh andy.

he barks all night in his crate and takes my toys frum me. 

im already bored with this.  it is hard to teach a liddle puppy gud tings.  i need a nap.

i am a goofball

i love my cheeseburger toy,  mudder sez when i play with it my mouth looks like it is a cheeseburger

i wish it really wuz a cheeseburger.  i ruv cheeseburgers... real ones, that taste like meat and cheese

i finded a snake shed and I barked and barked and barked.  thin I ate it.

thin i smelled like a snake, so i had to have a bath.  while mudder cleaned up I messed up. i rolled in the dirt and loved every minute of it.  until I had to have anudder bath.

this week i also helped mudder in the garden.

i wuz a preddy fun week.