I has to clean face like a cat, then I has little spaz, then I has scratch no fleas, no worry, then I get up and find sumptink to tew up since I cant get stick through flappy ting. I is happy always.
oh oh, I got in tubble. I tinked I spilled sumping and made big mess. mommy said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo Percival. yup, Percival, she said my big name. and she taked picture of me looking shamed. and then she axilly posted it on facebuk. I tink me made her frends laugh. I had to get scrubbed in tub.
mommys facccccedbook posting goed like this.. boo mommy
I start in school today. There is some new friends , and I has to wear bunny ears.. How barrassing.
I Basset Hound and I is meaned to hunt hippities...... ugh
Me and mommy goed to a tink called class where dogs are conformated. I too small to join so we just watched. I meted big giant. I ruvved her and she ruvved me too. then I wanted to be part of class. I dreemed of day when I can show in conformated and git my special name at beginning of me called champion!
Little chidren ruv me too they are 4H I tink 4 h is happy happy happy and happy!