snow all gonned

The floor is not white this morning.  Oh!!  I remember about sticks.  I go get one.

                                                       I gotted one!

                                                              I tewing one!

                                                Maybe I find water with stick.  I witching! 
                                                              I only finded pp.

zzzzzzzz

I jest even happy when I sleep

ummmm

                                                     my mommy is talking about my wagon again.....

my wagon

so mommy a lot sez that she is gonna "fix my wagon".  but my wagon is not broken.  I dons even has a wagon.  I dunt get it..

next bog

            I is jest tinking about my next bog...  hmmmm.....

I tink I sleep instead....

I waked up and tinked of next bog....

I look like helycoptor

hard pillows

these tings called "i start tomorrow" dunt make very good pillows.

mommy an me

                                               I tinking bout tubble tings.  I might dig hole next.

puppy teeth

So I just tew big sticks outside.  I like it outside anywade.  I not doewing this cuzzed of whut Asa telled. me..  no I'm not.

you know, anudder stick

I finded somping strange, a stick sticking up..

 You knowed where I going???

 I going there fast!

nope, it duzzint fit thru flappy thing

Asa tells me secret infronmation that sticks will never ever fit thru flappy ting.  and even if they did Mommy would just maked me take it back outside.  He telled me I mite even git a liddle paddling. 

That is bad secret information.  I runned away frum Asa fast with Scaret face.  Asa has Laughing face cuzzed he knowed he telled me white lie. 

Ode Asa is NOT funny to me.

I hang with Max

I has conceited now and walk away from Asa today. 

 me and Max gonna run this hood togetter now.  hmmmpppfff Asa.

                                                               so now he pouting. 

He comed looking for me now

and vinces me to has afternoon nap togedder.

we buddies agin

and I is happy with smiling.

secrets

I telled Asa a liddle secret that Mommy ruvs me best.

 He pretended not to hear, so I yelled it at his ear.  he is ode you know.  maybe I need yell for him

 oh he heared me, cuz now he tode me secret...  That maybe mommy ruvs Max most.

That secret not funny, and it makes me attack. 

so we agree that Mommy not really have  favorite.  she ruvs us all the samed.  that works fir now.
                                                                  I guessed.

lunchtimed

I ruv lunchedtime!!

even more than you know whut!

afterward I make Asa jealous cuz Ode mans dunt gets lunchedtimes like puppies! 

His earz go up with dat news...

nonsense

Asa sez that Puppies are babies.  He makes aloof face and I runned away.  I not baby.  I big boy now.

Plus I see stick!

Max sez this is all Basset Hound nonsense.  He has better ting to do.  he watching for rodentz called skirrels.  he never teezes me with not needed secrets.

max is good muttley

yep anudder stick

so I finded one more now. 

 I laughing out louded b cuz I tink I drag it thru flappy door ting. I try dragging, it heavy.

                                                     it too hard, so...

 I runned to check size of flappy ting agin.

 not fit this one either.  so I haded good idea. 

I tewed off stick just my size!  and size to fit through flappy door ting too!  yay me!!

second stick try

I tink the heavens are raining down big sticks!  Look what I finded today...

 I checking the size of that flappy door ting agin...

 I runned to go see it closer

 I cited, I tink it mite fit thru to inside!  I can drag it thru to tew it up sinside!!!!!

 I doggy cursing.  it unt fit either..  ^%$)(*@%#!_)*^*^

So I use it to pretend I is deer instead.  Look a a big buck. 

I dew stuff on video

I has to clean face like a cat, then I has little spaz, then I has scratch no fleas, no worry, then I get up and find sumptink to tew up since I cant get stick through flappy ting.  I is happy always.

puppy shaming

oh oh, I got in tubble.  I tinked I spilled sumping and made big mess.  mommy said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo Percival.  yup, Percival, she said my big name.  and she taked picture of me looking shamed.  and then she axilly posted it on facebuk.  I tink me made her frends laugh.  I had to get scrubbed in tub. 

mommys facccccedbook posting goed like this..  boo mommy

I has dreaming

                                 I tink I dreeming about bunny rabbits and cotton candy maybee.

So I is in school

I start in school today.  There is some new friends , and I has to wear bunny ears..  How barrassing.
                                                 I Basset Hound and I is meaned to hunt hippities......  ugh

So my hippity earz are now not  too barrassing

                          I not so sure bout school.