me n max

I ruv my buddy Max.  I try to be with him for naps but he duzznt share as good as Asa.  I has never been able to snuggle wit him.  cuzzed he duznt snuggle, I jest stare at him a lot. 

I is in advertizement

my mommy was looking at doggy class skedual and she finded me on web page!  oh we wuzzed so cited.  we dent has iny idea that I was on there.  I is the one on the top!  I tink I looking so cutie!

scary warning

lookit this sign, it sez beware of zombies...  I is so scairt.  I screamed out loud.

this iz me being so scairt of zombie warning --- my teeth are chattering.  I dunt like zombie warning

 

my family

my mommy meeted a lot of my livermates at the doggie show.  I wished I cud has gone  too.
               This is my papa JO!!!! my mommy sez he is the sweetest boy ever...ahem mommy.

I tink my papa is pretty cool looking. 

this is my famus sitter Poppy. 

my mommy sez she is sooo smarty.....ahem mommy.

Poppy haz her frind Cabo with her.  I like there bananas---drool IZ cool!

of course you know my brudder Tanner frum his winning pitcher!  whut you mite not know is that he also winned the best puppy in Junior sweepstakes at the national show !!!  my mommy sez he is SO handsome....ahem mommy.

and my mommy showed me a pitcher of my udder brudder who used to be known as mitch.  like Prince--the artist formerly known as....  innyway I tink my brudders name is josh now.  mommy only seed a pitcher, she dint  git to meet him, he wusnt there. but she sez she ruvs him.

and here is my special brudder Cooper. I tink me and Cooper were togedder a lot and I ruvved him so muched.   my mommy sez he has the cutest cow lick in the world.  I dunt tink I has a cow licking me....I hope not, grody Cooper. 

so my mommy lucky she got to see my livermates.  I jelly.  maybe next year.....ahem mommy.

lucky mommy also spended time with my livermates owners, now I really jelly...

my surprizes

my mommy winned a lot of prizes at the doggie show, in sumting callt raffle.  here is a pitcher of her tings.  a lot of tings were for me and max and asa!  toys and choos and treats. even a snood for me.

she looks all crazied up huh?  I tink she was so cited.

she bringed it all home but lookit whut is still my favorite ting!

I love me my big stick

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i surprized my mommy

lookit me waiting for my mommy at the airport!  She was so surprised and happy to see me.  I tink she mist me as much as I mist her too.  I so happy she is home.

my mommy comes home today!!!!!

I is so cited to see my mommy agin!  I dunt knowed how I made it without her for so long

hurry mommy, hurry!!!

i miss my mommy

I tink my mommy comes home soon, but I misses her sooed much.  I jest am looking for her

I is so sad without my mommy.  come home soon to play again mommy...  percy is waiting.

my brudder Tanner!!!

oh my big brudder Tanner winned a very special prize!  he getted sum points for his championship at Badgerland Basset Hound Club.  a lot of points-he wuzzed warded winners dog---his fersst time in show ring!  I is so proud of my brudder.  he is so handsum isn't he?? 

I tink I kinds of look like him too! 

i is left behind

yup, my mommy goed to that show without me.  and carole goed without my liddle sitter Charlee Girl.  I tink dat maybe next year we git to go since we all growed up maybe.  inyways my mommy maded sum cool doggie birdie houses that she is taking for selling.  here are sum

I ruv them!  I a great model huh?

nationals

my mommy jest sed she is going to sumpting called the basset hound club of America national doggie show......without me.... hmmmmpfff.  I dunt tink I like this idea at all.

I wunt to go along.

is this percy?

I tink so!! 

i mite pounce

I tending I a lion and I mite give Asa attack cuzzed he is so grumpy.  he will never know whut happens

but thin I tink I rather sleep

lucky Asa.   zzzzzzz

purple and Asa

grouchy old man is kind of good looking with purple.  I jest wished he isn't so grumpy.

my ferst falltime

me and mommy and livia goed to mountins to see leaves.  I dunt knowed why cuzzed I kin see leaves in my own back yard.  and, I has to ride in kennel.  I in kennel in back of jeep. 

but thin mommy sez ooooh, lookit how pretty nature is!!  so I looked at it and it is so pretty!

thin we hadded picnic and I goed in river!

I tink I so good looking!  thin mommy photobombed me.  she jest like asa!!  but it funny.

in sky wuzzed feddery ting.  I steel dunt like those tings.  mommy sez it is eagle and it is beautiful for America!  I guessed so too.  it don't git me afterall.

waitink for new fridge

well I is so tarving.  I give mommy hungry face.  she sez new ice box coming soon.  I hope so.

percy Gibbons is hungry

since mommy taked out pine cone I is tarving, so I looked in fridge.  it empty.  I ask mommy why?  mommy sez cuzzed it is broken and we has to git new one.  oh, I tink mommy is old mothered hubbard and I her poor dog.  without a bone....or a pine cone.  tanks mommy.

euell gibbons

duz you know who euell gibbons is?  my mommy sez I am him in doggie form.  jest cuzzed I like pine cones and branches.  I like natural diets.  I sez "ever eat a pine tree?, many parts are edable".  mommyy sez mr gibbons sez that too.

I like pine cones too!  I wud like grape nuts I bet, if my mommy wud give me them

I bringed cone in to bed.  mommy taked it back outside, like evrytink else I bring in.

I tink I percy gibbons!!!

i still disterbed

I canz stop tinking bout that poor snake frind that lost his head.  win I in back yard I go to same spot and sniff and sniff.  I scream win I tink of it...

I tink it wuzzed maybe wherewolf that tore head off.  I hope I not wherewolf...                                  oh no, mommy sez maybe it was zombie attack.  I scream agin win I tink of zombie attack

disterbing imige

me and mommy finded  this in our backyard today.  eeeek..

mommy sez it is d-capitated.  I dunt knowed whut that meenz but I knowed I dint like this at all

do you tink it cud be frum zombie?

asa is belly up

my frind asa is not the chewpicobra.  he is jest a silly goofy boy doggie basset hound

iznt he funny to you too?

chewpicobbra

I tink my frind max mite be the chewpicobra...

I tink he jest tries to look like sweet begging doggie so no oned nose he iz chwpicobra

whut do you tink?

chase

I love to play chased.  I has bag I knowed I not sposed to, so I hoep mpmmy will play chase

she did

i haz talint

my yard haz lots of special rocks, but I haz my 3 favrits in my whole yard.  I always choose them and bring them in side and mommy sez no.  I guessed I not sposed to bring in rocks.  my mommy puts thim back outside.  then I bring in the same 3 rocks all time.  my mommy did speriment.  she writed on my 3 special rocks.  then sumtimes I goes outside and find them, evin win they are hiddin.  I show my mommy they are sure my real favrites. 

see, tis is me finding #2

my mommy tinks I has special powers.  I do, its my snout!!

i did git to open it!!

I gotted to open my bark box 2day and it haz lots uf good stuff.  see, I steel tink tis iz so funny