mommy is not funny

my mommy showed me this package and sed that win we start doing barn hunt agin she is going to git these for me to wear so I don't goo peepee in the barn.  she sed lookit Percy, it evin has a doggie that looks like you...

I did not tink it wuzzed funny at all.  I hope she is not being seryis.

out of my mind

I tink I had an out of my mind experience.  all of a sudden I wuzzed tearing up my favrit cattypiller.

mommy startled me back to my good mind whenned she sed PERCY!! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?????

I sed "huh"?  oh my gosh whut has gottin in to me?

I teared up my toy.  I canz not believe it.  my cattypiller is half stroyed now.  I so sorry liddle toy.

i made a funny movie

                                                    I hope you like it.  here it is.  giddyup.

canz you see me?

this really is me, not my brudder, but I em trying to blend in with my ticking on this camofage bed.  I cant evin see me.  canz you see me?

I jest look like a bunch of orange and brown leaves that fall off the trees at this time of year.

me and old man

Old man Max is getting older by the day.  I feel sad that he is so old.  So we shared a bed for a nap

I taked up most of the bed, but I dent mean to.  grouchy pants Asa wasn't evin jelis of us.  he wuzzed too busy being his grouchy pants self.  all by his grouchy pants self.

me, not me

                                                        here I em with my cute liddle face!

                                                   and here I em agin with my cute liddle face.

well....THAT IS NOT ME, Percy!

that is my very cute liddle brudder, Alan! 

I tricked you becuz trick or treat is coming up.

so now give me a treat!  heehee

photo shoot

do you member win I goed to the workshop with kyra sundance?  well, sum pitchers of me and mommy are on the enternet!  I ruv them- I tink I luk so hansum with that blue color behind my orange color.

this wuzzed me learning to nose.  I learnt it good.

here is me and my new frinds on our pedistils.

kamping bubbles

win we were kamping I gotted to do sumtink so fun--I gotted to chase bubbles in the mountains!

I like to try to lick them

but win I do, I say yish, it tastes like soap.  spit spit spit.  but I canz not spit becuzzed my lips cant do that shape.  so I jest go "eccckkkkk"

thin I keeped my lips closed tight so I do not has to taste it agin.

I wunt to go back kamping agin soon.

a liddle visitor during breakfast

Jazzbar jumped over the gate and watched us all has our breakfast this morning.  she is so crazy.  she is lucky that we were all too busy eating to not notice her.  she duz not like us so we chase her and she runs away.  she sez nonny nonny non non. we never evin git close to catching her.

happy tails to you

                              jest guess whut wuzzed in these bushes......

basset hound picnic

I gotted to go to a Basset Hound club picnic today and anudder rally training class.  it wuzzed so much fun!  my frinds were there and we celebrated Almondines birdday with a yummy cake.  we had sum fun with the agility tunnel too.  weeeee.  me and mommy did a liddle trick demonstration first.

                            I do like to do demonstrations.  thin we gotted to do sum weave poles.

and the super fun tunnel!  it reminds me of hunting ratties.

I evin finded a tree stump shaped like a heart for me and my mommy!

here is our cake.

                                                            happy birthday Almondine

whut a fun day!

wowsie

I am going to be a model.  one of my mommies frinds asked if he cud use me, Percy, for his doggie leash company.  so she sent him this pitcher of me smiling.

and he had his artist do sum work and turn me into these...

I tink I make a grate model.  I cant wait to see the finished product!  I will share it with you too.

its that time of year again

grate....  mommy jest reminded me of whats coming up soon.  that scary Halloween time.  and we all know whut that means....  ZOMBIES.  yipes.  I steel am so scaret of zombies.  ohhhhh nooooo

bye bye mommy

I em so bored and sad.  my mommy flied to a place callt tennysee.  I dont evin has iny ting to bog about today cuzzed I em so lonely.  boo.  come home soon mommy.

MY cattypiller

It is still my cattypiller but I catched old man Max napping with him.

I telled mommy bout it and she taked my cattypiller away frum old man.  AND she gived me old mans favorite toy to take a nap with for a liddle bit. 

                                                            take that old man!  tanks mommy.

MY cattypiller

I'm glad to be back home from kamping.  I like to take naps inside with my cattypiller.

I like it so much that I bite on to him so that grouchy pants Asa and old man Max cant take him

he is MINE

Happy Labor Day

 

     

I em still kamping and it is in the morning now.  I want to tell you about my nite last night.  we had a kamping fire and made our dinner in the fire pit!  it wuzzed nice and cozy.

                                                                                                    I liked to watch the fire.

 mommy evin covered me in a blanket. ahhhh.




before it wuz campfire time we went for a liddle
evening stroll to watch the full moon rise up!

thin guess what happened when the moon wuzzed full... the coyotes started to howl!

they were all around us saying aaarrroooo  ararararooooo.  I knowed whut they wunted-they wunted me, Percy to come and join their pack.  I barked out and sed no, you bad coyotes, I em not joining your gang.  and not only that, but you go away, it is bed time now.  and thin there was silence.

and we goed in the tent and snuggled in the sleeping bags,  and falled asleep.

this morning win we waked up it wuz a liddle misty and cool. we splored around, and later mommy sed I dent evin see this hipitty becuz of the mist. she sed he wuz maybe a jack rabbit.

so hello, jack.

I tink this next pitcher is so cool.  it shows me looking at the mist and mommys shadow taking the pitcher.  neato, huh?

we had sum visitors on our hike.

mommy sed they were jest as cute as me....

                                                                                                    I sed "phooey" to that.

we goed back to kamp and I had a pout fest with my cattypillar.  no way are deer as cute as a doggy

but thin mommy gived me a chew bone and the pout fest wuz over.  win she gived it to me I noticed this big burn blister on her finger frum the heater last night.  poor mommy.

I hope she canz still pet me and give me chew bones and food.

she is sure my bestie!  whut a great kamping trip.  I has so much fun. tank you mommy. tank you.