secrets

I telled Asa a liddle secret that Mommy ruvs me best.

 He pretended not to hear, so I yelled it at his ear.  he is ode you know.  maybe I need yell for him

 oh he heared me, cuz now he tode me secret...  That maybe mommy ruvs Max most.

That secret not funny, and it makes me attack. 

so we agree that Mommy not really have  favorite.  she ruvs us all the samed.  that works fir now.
                                                                  I guessed.

lunchtimed

I ruv lunchedtime!!

even more than you know whut!

afterward I make Asa jealous cuz Ode mans dunt gets lunchedtimes like puppies! 

His earz go up with dat news...

nonsense

Asa sez that Puppies are babies.  He makes aloof face and I runned away.  I not baby.  I big boy now.

Plus I see stick!

Max sez this is all Basset Hound nonsense.  He has better ting to do.  he watching for rodentz called skirrels.  he never teezes me with not needed secrets.

max is good muttley

yep anudder stick

so I finded one more now. 

 I laughing out louded b cuz I tink I drag it thru flappy door ting. I try dragging, it heavy.

                                                     it too hard, so...

 I runned to check size of flappy ting agin.

 not fit this one either.  so I haded good idea. 

I tewed off stick just my size!  and size to fit through flappy door ting too!  yay me!!

second stick try

I tink the heavens are raining down big sticks!  Look what I finded today...

 I checking the size of that flappy door ting agin...

 I runned to go see it closer

 I cited, I tink it mite fit thru to inside!  I can drag it thru to tew it up sinside!!!!!

 I doggy cursing.  it unt fit either..  ^%$)(*@%#!_)*^*^

So I use it to pretend I is deer instead.  Look a a big buck. 

I dew stuff on video

I has to clean face like a cat, then I has little spaz, then I has scratch no fleas, no worry, then I get up and find sumptink to tew up since I cant get stick through flappy ting.  I is happy always.

puppy shaming

oh oh, I got in tubble.  I tinked I spilled sumping and made big mess.  mommy said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo Percival.  yup, Percival, she said my big name.  and she taked picture of me looking shamed.  and then she axilly posted it on facebuk.  I tink me made her frends laugh.  I had to get scrubbed in tub. 

mommys facccccedbook posting goed like this..  boo mommy

I has dreaming

                                 I tink I dreeming about bunny rabbits and cotton candy maybee.

So I is in school

I start in school today.  There is some new friends , and I has to wear bunny ears..  How barrassing.
                                                 I Basset Hound and I is meaned to hunt hippities......  ugh

So my hippity earz are now not  too barrassing

                          I not so sure bout school.

first smile

I just so happy!

                                                            I getted new toy!

Spring again

Snow Percy melted up and my floor is green again too.  So me and mommy goed on a walk to a neato
                                                                   spot. 

I tink I look like a liddle fairy in a forest

 Then I find sum mud and i'm no more forest fairy, I muddy mess.

                                              And I played peekieboo!  I has fun day.

conked out

that conformating class made me so tired.  I comed home and falled all to seep. 

I so tired I falled my head off of my bed

Now I dreeming uf being show dog

confirm class

Me and mommy goed to a tink called class where dogs are conformated.  I too small to join so we just watched.  I meted big giant.  I ruvved her and she ruvved me too.   then I wanted to be part of class.  I dreemed of day when I can show in conformated and git my special name at beginning of me called champion!

Little chidren ruv me too  they are 4H  I tink 4 h is happy happy happy and happy!

I tink I can I tink I can

sweet grass

                                  That stinkink snow is melting and I am watching it go away again

                                               mommy, we need sum fun soon

snow Percy

           So my mommy has some fun today with snow.  she made me! 

                                                 I tink I ruv me.  me melting tastes good, like cocoa!!!

stinkink snow

well, so, it jest keeps on snowing and snowing....

           I tink I not thrilled

                                                                                 Even bubbles dunt impress me.  I cold and bored.

my mommy is good

my mommy knowed I has cabin fever so she prized us with bubbles in snow!  if you cant beat mudder nature, you cans join her

                                                 like itz snowing bubbles

                                                alligator mouth Asa

           again, Asa photobombed my sweet pitcher of me ruvingly looking at bubbles.  he so strange

my mommy helped me ruv collierado again