i serve a purppose

most times win I m in my mommys lap she uses me for a prop up.  she sez dat I m a great tablit stand

                                                   she is right!  I do make a great prop up!

clouds in my coffee

there is a song that sez   "I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee"  well here I em in my  mommys coffee!  but I'm not so vain...im jest me, Percy.

   by the way, do you notice that I em in a heart shape?  that's cuz I em so sweet, like sugar and cream.

Tally Ho

The Tally-Ho is a Basset Hound magazine.  so guess whut?  I em in it.  here is the magazine.

and here is me, Percy.  and Asa...but grouchy pants name is not spelt right and I tink it is so funny
                                                              ADA!  hehehehehehehe

pretty cool still tho, huh?

my italian frind

do you know whut a Spinone Italiano is?  it is my new bestie....Enzo!  here he is.

I meeted him for the furst time today.  I tinked he maybe wuz a pony, but then he sez hello Percy.  I am a doggie too.  let me hug you, then lets play.  I sed yes, ok.  and we hugged hello.

me, Percy ruvs meeting new frinds.  and Enzo wuz a special one.  we kind of danced a liddle bit.

we has the same color, orange and white!!  and we ruff housed togedder too. and I bited Enzos ear.

thin we had a funny face contest.  who do you tink won??

dis is Cooper, he lives with Enzo, isn't he so great looking?  he is like grouchy old man Asa, black and white.  but Cooper is not grouchy at all.  we all had a pow wow togedder.

thin I sed to my Italian frind Enzo that I had to leave in my jeep and go to Percy class. bye bye.

we had a liddle kiss goodbye

I tink we'll be good buddies furever.  I tink I like Italian frinds.  and I specially tink I like his color. 

Enzo sez that we are BFFs , he puts his arm around me and sez bye bye buddy, Percy come agin soon

                                                                          oh I will!!

birdle?

oh gosh, jest lookit whut happened to my feathered bird frind Tallulah...she lost her head! YIPES

what the what??  I wuzzed all worrit about her when dis happened...

her head commed back out!  I tink maybe she is really a bird turtle... a birdle!!!  then she says

peekaboo Percy aaaraagghhh!

I went to her and sed dat not funny Tallulah.  I wuzzed all worrit that you were headless, like the horseman, ickybod crane.  hey isn't a crane a bird too? 

den I membered about sumptink me and mommy saw on a walk one day..i has idea.

                                             whut do you tink????  aaaraaagghh!

good day

lookit me all happy and playing with mommy at the park!  the angel pitcher worked! I smiling so big

it iz a good day and I jest know that everyday now on is gonna be a good day.  as long as I stay angel.

Percy angel

i has been so bad mannered lately that i tinked i bedder remind mommy that me, Percy is steel really a angel.  So im wearing my light up halo and added sum nice hevinly wings.  For you mommy!

I promise I will try harder to be so good.

how cud she not forgive me??

keep your paws crossed, I will let you know how it goes.

spray monster

well I is in trubble agin.  for sum reason I cannot stop opening the trash can door and grubbing on sum garbage. I learnt how to opin the door all by my Percyself.  I goed to do it tonite and guess what?

there wuz that awful spray monster hanging there

I sneeked up and taked a sniff.  nutting happened.  but I know it mite give me the sneak attack.

so instead I did not open the door with my snout.  I jest goed to find sumptink else to do..

                                        I bringed in a big stick and pretended I has 2 tails!

hehehehehe

bee my vowlentime

I sended my mommy sum cards to hope she will ruv me for her vowlentime.  It worked! we are all bedder now after I chewed up her eyes.  so maybe I cud ask you to also be my vowlentime?

well?  whut do you say?  how bout a kiss?

me, Percy ruvs you evrybuddy!!!

no eyes is bedder than this eye

oh no, I tinked my mommy cud has a zombie eye since I chewed hers all up, but win I went to show her her new eyeball this is whut has happened to it.

I cans not give her dis eyeball.  it has gotten all shriveled up now.  oh mommy wud not look preddy with this eyeball at all. 

I wll has to tink of sumpting else.  tomorrow is vowentimes day.  I will give her an I love you card frum me, percy.

keep your paws crossed.

sorry not sorry

I jest ruv gitting these tings callet glasses. they are always the best chew toy in the whole world! they make me so happy that I dent know why it makes mommy so mad.  usually when me, Percy is happy my mommy is happy too!  but not today.  she dent evin hardly lookit me all day.  here is how come.

me, Percy did this.  I tink maybe its the 4rth time I has done it. mommy telled me that these are her eyes and dat I chewed them up. my mommy did not pet me all day

and we dent go on iny walks or did innything fun at all. maybe becuz mommy duz not has eyes innymore.  I wunted to go to the park and show her about that eyeball I finded the other day member it?  here it iz agin.

but mommy sed no

percy, you are bad boy.

  so I moped around.

and around

and around

I guessed I em sorry afterall.  my mommy needs new eyeballs as soon as can be.

I tink I mite see if those zombie eyes are still available on my counter top.  sorry mommy.

love, me,

percy.

Percygator

don't you tink I look like 1/2 Percy and 1/2 alligator?

chomp!!

the bizness

well me and grouchy old man Asa broke down the gate.  but we knowed bedder than to go thru it.  cuz thin mommy sez you boyz are in trubble.  thin she sez she is gonna give us the bizness.  oh I know whut the bizness is, and it is sumptink I dunt want to get.  max got the bizness once. 

I bet you notice that Max is evin further frum going thru the gate than me and Asa.  that's cuz he knows whut the bizness is and he dusnt want it agin.  sumtimes Max is pretty smart.

light up ball

at nighttime I like to play with my ball that lights up win it bounces!  I canz never lose it that way

but dat also means that win I run and hide win I play I cant really hide.  hmmmmmmm

new Lamby

aww, grouchy pants Asa got a new Lambchop.  you cans maybe not tell it but old man is asleep with Lambchop in his mouth!  I tink he wunts to make sure bad Max dussnt get his new lamby to tear up agin.   me, Percy tinks grouchy old man Asa looks a liddle bit sweet like this!  not evin a bit cranky.

oh my golly

no one will evin believe whut I finded on my walk today.  somebody lost their eye!  and I finded it.

I wunted to pick it up in my mouth but mommy sed no no Percy, you don't need that.  I guessed she sed that cuz I already has 2 eyes of mine own.  but I worrit that someone is missing one.  If you has lost your eye, tell me, cuzzed I know jest where it is.  you don't tink that's a zombies eye do you??

                                                                   jeepers.

my really long hike in the wildraness

mommy had a special sirprize for me today.  she taked me on a so much fun meandering through sumpting callet open space.  I'm glad it wuzzzed open, cuz I worrit that it mite has been closed.  innyways, I will share sum pitchers with you all.  it is callt Dawson Butte.  here is the butte.
I em pointing at it with my tail.

do you know that it wuz 5 miles long?  our hike I mean, not the butte.  I runned full bore for the first 4 1/2 miles!  so winned we got to this sign mommy laughed.  she sed that me, Percy never slows down. 

it telled us to slow down bcuz there cud be horses on the path in the forest and guess whut?

there wuz horses! and they ruved me and I wunted to play. but mommy sed no no Percy, they are too  big and strong. so instead I finded sum of their poopy and rolled in it!   

mommy sed NO Percy, YUCK.  she sed I wud need anudder bathtime.  and I dent want that so I shaked all of the stink off of me.

isn't my face funny in that pitcher?  thin I did a liddle hunting in sum brambles.  I dent find innyting

but win I comed out I was in a big ray of sunshine!  so I gave a funny face jest cuz.

mommy made me go on a horse jump.  thin she laughed cuz she remembered my markings are PMS

the forest wuz so big and I lukked so small.

                                                              it wuz such a good day!

since I runned and runned all day I wuz konked out win I gotted home.  I taked a nap even.

I, Percy, slowed down 😏

                                                        

poor lambchop

well Max is in big ole trubble.  he stealed grouchy pants Asa's lambchop and chewed him all up.  he really destroyed Lambys poor face.  jest looky dis mess.

bad Max

I'm so glad Max did this mess and not me, Percy.