Well I was hunting wormies last night and mommy taked my pitcher in the dark. I cant believe it, but I luk like a zombie. my eyes are so fritning scary. I canz not evin lookit this pitcher. it scares me.
I em NOT a scary Zombie.
by the way, mommy sez there is sumptink callt an eclipse coming soon. she sed I has to stay inside cuz it I luk at the sun, this could rilly happen to my poor liddle eyes.
Today I getted to go on a walk to the castle rock of Castle Rock. it wuz a nice warm day and I needed a long walk. I em smiling becuzzed I live right over that liddle hill behind me. I canz almost see my house frum here. hee hee.
oh yeah! this iz so much fun. hurry up mommy, I smell sum lizzerds!
me, Percy is a proud American. Do you see our star spangled banner behind me?
I salute it,
I made it to the top, jest lookit the vuw behind me. that big road is the innerstate highway #25
it iz going to dinver.
I like to wach the cars going to dinver
but I em tired frum hiking, so I try to take a liddle rest. I almost falled asleep jest sitting here.
it is so pieceful!
duzznt it luk like I em on the moon?
But mommy jest turnt that pitcher in to black and white. here is the real colors.
kind of the colors of me!
I did a lot of hunting for lizzerds while we hiked back down. I dent git iny at all.
I ruvved my vacashun but I em happy to be home and hunting agin! Me and mommy finded Mr. Mcgregors garden this morning. I tried to rid it of those pesky hippities, but I dent find iny at all.
This river float wuz like going to a zoo. We meted a lot of animul frinds! These big ole cows sed "moo" to me frum the shore. I sed Heloo big ole cows!
We saw 2 bald eagles too. But I dent know why mommny callt them bald. They had lots of feathers.
This is a blue Heron. I tinked he wuz a flying dinosaur! He wuz ginormus!
These are callt Sand Hill Cranes. They mate for life. It wuz preddy speshial to see them.
And of course this is a Brown Trout. We saw lots of them!
We saw wild turkeys, raccoons, muskrats and deer too! It wuz a wildlife adventure.
We saw sum grate sun sets on our trip. I tink sunset drifting wud be a perfect name for a song! I mite make one up sumday. innyway, here are sum nice pitchers to share with you.
This wuz the sunset at the lake.
We parked the boat here every evening and said goodnight to the river and animals.
We were riding along when all of a sudden I seed all of these rusty cars parked along the river. What in the whole wide world?
Mommy sed it is a very famus site called "the drive in". I wundered if it wuzzed callt that cuzzed the cars were driving in to the river? Well innyways Here it is. So I getted my pitcher taken with sumptink world famus!
Do you member the movie Children of the Corn? well here is me..."percy of the corn"! I tried to luk scary but dat is not my easiest way to luk.
oooooo oooOOOOoooooOOOOOoo
(that is my scary sound)
I em in a big giant corn field.
these plants make me look so small. Mommy sed she evin picked an ear for me to has as a snack. I wundered whose ear she picked? And why I wud want an ear for a snack. Thin she sed that is whut a cob of corn is callt. Why the heck are they callt ears? Well we bringed it home and guess who finded it during the night?? That Jaguar Jazzybar!. She tried to take my ear away. but mommy sed no no, Jazzy, that is for Percy. it is his soovinear. get it? soovin EAR? heehee.
The next day I got my prize-make sure your volume is on, you can hear me enjoying my ear of corn
here are sum pitchers of me and my ear. I tink I has a new favrit ting in the world!
it makes me smile happyeelee
I gitted to peel it open furst!
yiiiick, it has hairy stuff inside. mommy sed its callt corn silk.
Mommy put it on my head and called me President Trump. I sticked my tung out at her. phooey.
heeheehehhehhheeeee
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mmmmmmm good. it is so deelishis!
crunch crunch crunch, tank oo mommy tank oo. Montana fresh corn sure is good. crunch crunch.
One night in the Montana cabin there came a loud storm. Mommy sed oh Pery, lets take a blanket out on the porch and watch togedder. Here is sum storm chaser footage, hee hee.
I ruv the way the whole area lights up with the lightning!
I watched it coming in by the light of the moon.
I hope it doesn't blow the fish out of the river for tomorrows fishing day...