becuzzed of my Dr. Vet I got a big brand new knucklebone all my own...and I gitted to chew it a lot today! my teeth will be clean in no time at all.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
teeth check up
but my vet is so nice and gintle, and he sed I dunt need my teeth cleaned-I jest need to chew on a big knucklebone!! Gud news all around. I jumped up to look for the bone.
mommy telled me that she has to go git one frum the store. I can hardly wait.
Monday, January 22, 2018
Rattie day
My mudder taked me to practice barn hunt today. I has been such a gud hunter at home that she thought I would be super duper gud at finding those ratties! I wuzzed so cited to be back!
I jest cud not wait to git back in the barn! I had such fun with mudder hunting ratties-it wuz so much fun that I decided I jest wunted to have fun and jump on the judge and I even left the barn! it wuz a great time. when we left there wuz a lake in the parking lot frum the melting snow.
then I posed in sun pitchers, cuz mudder tinks I em so cutie.
Sunday, January 21, 2018
it is snowing
finally a lot of snow is coming down!!!
I rilly like it becuz it makes it easy to see where the hippities are!!!!!
Saturday, January 20, 2018
sprucing up day
Every once in a while my mommy sez "percy, you need sum sprucing up". I know whut that means... thin she gathers these supplies and sez "percy, sit down so I can start the sprucing.
I never rilly mind spruce up days, becuz I git lots of hugging and love whin I am the cleanet I can be!
I never rilly mind spruce up days, becuz I git lots of hugging and love whin I am the cleanet I can be!
Friday, January 19, 2018
spelunking with my mudder
WOWZI, we goed on a hike today and we finded the most coolest tings--CAVES!!!
I think caves are my new favrit things to splore

mudder cud not evin fit down in to this one. She sed "look out for bats Percy". She told me that bats wud suck the blood out of my neck. so I runned out of that cave as fast as I cud. Yipes!!
I wuz some whut worried to go in to anudder cave, so I jest taked a peek frum a distance, and only in small caves where bats cud not be hanging upside down and waiting to suck my blood.
I taked a small rest and kept an eye out for those bad blood suckers. I never saw iny innywhere.
I kept on sploring. mudder sed cave esploring is callt spelunking. I sed ok. & I spelunked sum more.
today made me very happy. I tink I em a great spelunker, and I steel has all my blood, you bad bats.
Thursday, January 18, 2018
crazy collaR
check out my new cool collar mudder found! it luks like green, and it is...
until you shine a light on it-- then it turns turns flooressent! so I can be seen in the evenings!!
and it has doggie bones on it for decoration!! I luv it and cant wait to put my whistle on it and go for a long hike with my mudder.**
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
happy me
Each day I em so happy to be me. I sumptimes jest lay down and smile whin I tink about whut a great life I has.
I em a liddle bit spoiled, and I know it!
ahhh this is definitely the life!!
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
i miss summertime
the winter time is fun and all, but not near as fun as the summer time! I em lukking forward to fun tings like this agin. but thin I will prolly miss romping in the snow and going on chilly hikes.
Monday, January 15, 2018
the white cougar
Well, Bronwyn is not the sweet liddle kitten that mudder tinks she is. In fact, she is a beast. A beast that stalks me and gives me the swat down. I try to make frinds with her so we canz play togedder, but she never wunts innyting to do with me. mudder sez, "lookit Percy, she is so sweet she evin has a cute little heart-shaped patch on her back, awwwww".
So I tried to giver her anudder chance to be frinds with me and play togedder.
but instead, she hissed at me and tried to tack me.
she stalked me down the hall...
I barked out for mudders help to save me. but whin mudder came, this is whut she saw

Bronwyns sweet liddle kitty cat face jest minding her own bizness and taking a sun nap.
mudder sed "Percy, whut is the madder with you? leave the sweet little kitten alone". Mudder never knows that the new little kitten is rilly an indoor snow cougar jest waiting to eat me up. This is whut she rilly is like to me, Percy
but this is all mudder ever sees

and all mudder hears is friendly happy purring, not the big cougar hiss that she gives to me. SIGH
Sunday, January 14, 2018
Saturday, January 13, 2018
oopsie
I did not make mudder very happy today. Right after she gived me a bath, I sneeked outside and made my own mud pit to roll in.
and I came inside lukking like this
I runned all over the house all crazied up. I dragged a mess everywhere and barked and barked and barked. Win mudder came out of her shower she shrieked out "PERCIVAL! WHUT HAVE YOU DUN NOW?" I gived her a sad liddle face and tried to act sorryful. But I had to have anudder bath innyways. and mudder made me stay inside until I wuzzed all dry. and she played the naughty naughty naughty button miny miny miny times. I do not tink the naughty naughty naughty button is intertaining one bit.
but mudder sed she did not tink giving Percy 2 baths in one day wuzzed very intertaining either. Friday, January 12, 2018
built in blinder
uh oh, I canz not see innyting, for a moment I tinked I wuzzed blinded, then I realized it wuzzed jest my own ear. crazy. mudder joked and sed "Percy, you will never see the hippities like that!". I sed tank oo for tellink me dat mudder.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
peek a boo again from inside
I has learnt how to position my eyeballs so I canz luk right thru the round circles. It makes mudder giggle and she sez "ok Percy, come back thru, becuz I can not stand seeing your sad liddle face.
my trick werks evry time.
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
poor mr cement
at furst you mite think this is a real doggy out in the freezing cold. but don't you worry, it is only my frind Mr cement. he lives on my frunt porch.
He luks very sad. But he always luks like this.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
a new adventure
It made me so happy to run around on my own. And it made my mudder calm to knw I wuz safe inside a big fenced yard. We had the whole place to ourselves for a liddle while. Mudder sed that is why we got to go!
I wuz so cited, my paws did nt evin touch the ground! Thin sum frinds came along and I gitted to say hello to them.
I gave this guy a big sniff to introduce myself, thin these guys commed running in and gived me a big sniff to introduce themselves.
I wuzzed a liddle nervus becuze they were so much bigger thin me. And also becuz I tinked they were jealus of my whistle-you know like people git jelus of fit bits and smart watches. I hoped they wud not give me a mugging to steal it away from me.
they did not.
you can always tell how much fun I have by how dirty I git. Today wuzzed a very fun day!
Monday, January 8, 2018
ice practise
today my mudder sed "come on Percy, it is a sunnty day and it is time you learnt how to walk safely on ice so you canz come fishing with us soon". I sed "ok mudder let us go togedder.
I ruv it whin my mudder teaches me new tings. she sez I am a fast learner.
I ruv it whin my mudder teaches me new tings. she sez I am a fast learner.
however, as soon as we arrived mudder sed "Oh dear Percy, we have a bit of a problem" the lake wuzzed not all freezed up-do you see the open water? I had to stay on my leash very near the shore.
I wuzzed all safe and I learnt how to not slide , I also learnt something else...
that ,melting lake water tasted rilly yummy!
as always I had a liddle photo shoot. did is me looking like a sentry to keep everyone safe!
I tended I wuzzed a life guard on the ice!! nobody at all falled thru today!
Sunday, January 7, 2018
icicles and frozen wadderfall
me and mudder went on a hike today to see if our wadderfall wuz frozed up yet.

it wuz a icy walk and I pulled and pulled and almost slid down a cliff and taked mudder with me. I wuz so lucky that mudder keeped a good hold on my leash!
it wuz like a ice castle! these icicles were as big as me!
and sure enuff, our wadderfall wuzzed frozed solid. I kept lukking at it to see if it wud melt and turn to wadder but it never did.
I lukked up at all of the icicles and pretended I wuz a pirate in a cave. ayyyeee matie.

it wuz a fun hike, except for the almost sliding overboard part. I had a black neck after this walk for sure!! mudder calls me pulling Percy. I keep her shoulder frum ever heeling up...
I tried to luk sorry for pulling so much, gud thing the sun wuzzed in my eyes-it gives me a gud sorry face.
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