i cud be model

me and mommy cleaned out my doggy cupboard and lookit at all we finded.  I git to wear 2 collars and a harness all at once and I ruv it!.  mommy sez I canz wear this orange collar whin I go to hunt dose hippities on sunday.  and I like dis cammo collaor cuzzed I tink I mite blend in win I is outside and then I can give Asa and Max the stealth attack!!plus my harness jest makes me feel cool

my frind Asa got to wear his special sponge bob sweater- I so so jelly.  whut a great ting!

but maybe Asa is jelly of me!!!