friday 13th

do you member my new frind?  well, lookit his shadow--I tink he is really a person maybe. my shadow is still jest a doggy.   ohhhh, dis pitcher kind of freaks me, Percy, out a liddle bit.  is dis why he never moves or barks?  cuzzed he is a were wolf turning into the wolf man on Friday 13th.???? !!                                                                             yipes. 
                                                         dis jest as bad as zombies.
                                                                           GULP