breathing fire

I always like to pretend I em sumtink other than a doggie.  so today I em a giant magik dragon who can breathe super cool blue colort firy smoke!!!  aren't you scart by me, Percy in my bog today??

my roar is much frighteninger thin my liddle doggie bark.    

I jest translated my name, Percy Basset, in to a dragon name.  here is my dragon name--

Llom Vivid-Eyes The Flaming Sea

wowie!!

  it means "He bathes in oceans of flame!  He has vivid scales of blinding brightness.  He sees the things that others do not.  This one is knowing, wise, and well-read.

I tink dat scribes me, Percy, perfeckly.  dunt you agree??

but reely:

I like to roll in stinky stuff, I has ginger-colored markings that spell PMS, I see zombies, and the only ting I read is my bog. 

but lookit--I can evin change the color of the fire I  breathe!!!!!!!  jest call me Llom!!!!!!!