napping day

me and grouchy pants Asa are steel tired after playing in the snow all day yesterday. 
asa sleeps so much lately.  mommy sez its cuzzed he is a old man.  he likes to snuggle lamby. he looks so sweet whin he sleeps.

here is how I sleep.  i think i luk preddy sweet too.  and i sleep with my own Percy style.

i sleep with my tree branch and my rattie tail.

eye sickles

well, i waked up to a big blizzard this morning.  it wuzzed so cold and grey.  it wuznt nice enough for me and mommy to has any ventures.  so we jest played toegedder in our backyard. 

i wuzzed hasing a grate time whin all of a sudden mommy finded an eye sickle!

thin my grate time turned into an eye sickle eating fest!  and my grate time gotted evin grater!

                              my mouth got big enuf that i thinked i cud has been an alligator!

                                      and i jumped up so high i cud has been a kangyroo!

the eye sickle wuzzed jest as gud as i membered them being last winter.   i ruvved it!

eating thim made me smile.

                                                                                and smile

                                                                           and smile

mommy sed Percy. come over here and see whit i finded!  mommy finded an eye sickle garden!

                                                                  and i smiled agin!!

thin i feasted agin

                                                      and i tink old man Max wuzzed jealus.

pbj pie time

who needs crust?  not me, i ruv uncrustables.  i like to have them strate frum the freezer.

it is like having a liddle pie.  i tink i shud be on a commersial for smuckers.

luk where i can sleep

                                                i even canz sleep on my mommys foot...

do you notice that no madder where i sleep i always has the neck of a giraffe? 

                                                                      built in blinders too!!

April showers...

                                               i telled my mommy that the kitty cat did it!

lizard hound

oh no- my mommy sezi  i turnink into a lizard. lookit at my tung.  mommy sez Percy-- your tung has a fork in it!

i dunt feel a fork in it at all. or not a spoon eider. 

 mommy sez, it is also so long Percy.  eek.  you are a snake!  so i lukked at her and said hissssss and arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she screamed out.  thin i jest winked at her cuzzed i wuzzed jest joking with her. an i gived a smirk

i sed mommy, seddle down, it is jest me, your buddy Percy.

and i ruv you!

my new fav

my bark box bringed me the coolest toy ever.  it iz callt a Chinese fud take out box with a dumplink inside,  I dunt knowed whut that is, but I do know I now has favorite toy ever.  i has to open the box to git out the dumplink. 

and here is the dumplink.

it is like a snowball with  a smile.  but it is not frozed or evin cold at all.  it duz not taste like a dumplink tho.  but it does say squeak squeak squeak whin i tries to chew it.   so i ruv it.

i evin sleep with it all time.  my liddle dumplink is happy-see its smile?  do you knowed how to read Chinese?  i wunder whut it sez on the box.  i tink it sez happy dumplink inside for Percy.

hippity hunting

for those of my frinds wondering why I ruv huntink rabbits so much I has this liddle video so you can see jest how happy it makes me.  thin you will understand why.  I was breeded to hunt bunnies.
my hind end gits so happy that my tail laughs! I has never catched one, but I will never give up tryink

seperation anxiety

on our wok today I gotted a big idea to go under sum barbed wire to luk for a hippity.

mommy yelled no no Percy, you come back here right now.

I tended I dent hear her and kept running.

I evin sneeked under anudder fence cuzzed I wuzzed on the hippity trail.

I wuzzed hasing so much fun!!!

thin I realized sumptink so bad.

mommy wuzzed on the udder side of the fence.

we were separated frum each udder.

I stopped right in my tracks. and had anxiety.

and I sed gulp.

but mommy saved the day and showed me the way back to her.  I felt imbarrased that I such a mamas boy.  see my face.....

I so happy to be back on the same side of the fence with mommy.  I did a happy run!

fritning dream

after I finished my blog yesterday I taked a nap.  I wuzzed tired and needed sum good rest.  but I did not git iny good rest.  I had the scaryest dream ever.  I dreamed that mr. pinch bited my whole ear off.
here is whut I tinked wuzzed real.  the ear mr pinch pinched wuzzed all gone.

thin I dreamed that he pinched my whole head right off. 

my whole head wuzzed gone. oh I waked up with a start  and I goed to make sure it wuzzed not real

tank goodness I steel has my head and both ears.  I tellt max bout my dream and he sed I cud sleep next to him so I wunt be scaret.  but lookit-he wuzzed so scaret by my nitemare that he has to sleep with lambchop.  I tink he reely needed to sleep next to me, Percy for comfort.  glad I cud help max

and I also so glad to steel has my head and both my ears!

mister pinch

do you member that I sed I had a grate story to share about my boating day?  I meeted a creecher.
I named him mister pinch becuzzed he did!  he had lots of legs and big paws that had crunch-ability. I finded him in the water while we were taking a lunch on the shore. I goed in after him to say hello.

hello pinchy

do you see him in the lake?

I sed to him that he shud come and has lunch with us.  mommy helped him to decide -she bringed him out on a stick.  nice to meet you mr. pinch. my name is Percy.

he falled off the stick and he gitted so grouchy bout it.

it wuzzed funny,so I smilet bout it and gived him my happy face and sed to him to turn his frown upside down. 

I checked to see if his frown wuzzed upside down.

it wuzzed not.  so I tried to give him a cheer up kiss. 

and thin this happened. !! 

he gived my ear a big mr. pinch PINCH.  it scaret me so much.  I never spected such bad ness frum my new frind.

I leaped to the sky. here is whut happened in slow motion. 

#1

I sed ouchie mommy

#2

I sed yelp

#3

I sed bark

when he landed he went splish in the water.  I worriet that mr. pinch wuzzed hurted.

I sed oh no are you ok mr. pinch?, and I reached out to him.  he sed he wuzzed jest fine .and thin mr. pinch asked me if me, Percy wuzzed ok.  I sed yes I wuzzed jest fine too.  so we shaked hands togedder

  thin he waved his crunch paw at me and sed goodbye Percy.  I sed goodbye mr pinch.

and he swimmed away. 

I wuzzed sad to see him leave.  I watched him go away--he swimmed backwards.  whut a strange way to travel. hmmm. 

I tellt him I hoped he wunt forget me.  mommy sed oh don't you worry Percy, he wont.  thin she smiled.

 I hope to see you next time new frind mr. pinch.  bon voyage.