darn it

yesterday mommy sed "Percy I am going to let you stay out of your kennel while I am gone for a long while today".  I smiled and sed o.k.

                                              thin I watched out the window and she goed away.

     I tried to watch tv after she leaved but my big paws cud not work the remote so I jest laid on it

I gotted so bored so fast without my mommy at home....I sed to grouchy pants Asa, "hey pants, do you wunt to howl with me?"  he jest growled at me.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,  I guessed that meaned NO.

so I sed to old man Max, hey, do you wunt to go run around togedder and play chase?"  he said "bark".  I guessed bark meaned no too.  so I climbed on the couch and wuzzed so bored.

thin I gotted a grate idea!  I membered how much I ruv chewink up mommys kitchen towels!

so I went and taked one down and runned around with it!!

but it wuznt as much fun without mommy chasing me & yelling Percy drop that come here right now.

so, I played Houdini and taked off mommys percy-proof cuboard lock.

and thin I getted out a hole bag of napkins!!!!  and chewed them up...all by myself! oh it wuz fun!

but whin mommy commed home she wuzzed not happy with me, Percy.  she sed "well liddle boy, you jest lost yur privleges of being outside of your kennel by yourself."  I screemed out "NO, I dent do dat big mess mommy, grouchy pants ASA and old man MAX did it while I sleeped in my bed"

and she gived me a big lecture about sponsibility and stuff.  i tended to be all lisning and shamed.

                                      but i wuzzed really tinking of udder tings, like this

                                                            and this

mommy must not has known where my doggy mind really wuzzed, cuz later on i gitted this!

                                                   nex time i will try to be bedder mommy.

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