if i were hooman

Sumtimes I wish I cud be a hooman for a day.  Today if I wuzzed a hooman I wud buy this pitcher for my mommy.  It reminds me of us walking togedder.  but I em a doggy and my paws canz not dial a phone to order it.  and I do  not has iny money either.  if I did has sum money I wud git a nice frame for it too.                                                heres to us mommy!