me and my offer

Mudder bringed a plank inside the house so we cud practis walking it like the dog walk.  she sez that it will make her feel bedder about me being up so high in the sky at class if I git rilly gud at wokking the plank at home.  She telled me to "walk it Percy, walk it".  and I do.  we did that a cupple times thin mudder sed she wuzzed going to take a shower.  I wuz not reddy to stop practicing so I waited for mudders shower to end.  I waited the whole time on  my plank, and dis is whut mudder saw after her shower was ended.

I don't tink I need to tell you that I did git to practis agin...!!!!