April showers...

                                               i telled my mommy that the kitty cat did it!

lizard hound

oh no- my mommy sezi  i turnink into a lizard. lookit at my tung.  mommy sez Percy-- your tung has a fork in it!

i dunt feel a fork in it at all. or not a spoon eider. 

 mommy sez, it is also so long Percy.  eek.  you are a snake!  so i lukked at her and said hissssss and arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she screamed out.  thin i jest winked at her cuzzed i wuzzed jest joking with her. an i gived a smirk

i sed mommy, seddle down, it is jest me, your buddy Percy.

and i ruv you!

my new fav

my bark box bringed me the coolest toy ever.  it iz callt a Chinese fud take out box with a dumplink inside,  I dunt knowed whut that is, but I do know I now has favorite toy ever.  i has to open the box to git out the dumplink. 

and here is the dumplink.

it is like a snowball with  a smile.  but it is not frozed or evin cold at all.  it duz not taste like a dumplink tho.  but it does say squeak squeak squeak whin i tries to chew it.   so i ruv it.

i evin sleep with it all time.  my liddle dumplink is happy-see its smile?  do you knowed how to read Chinese?  i wunder whut it sez on the box.  i tink it sez happy dumplink inside for Percy.

hippity hunting

for those of my frinds wondering why I ruv huntink rabbits so much I has this liddle video so you can see jest how happy it makes me.  thin you will understand why.  I was breeded to hunt bunnies.
my hind end gits so happy that my tail laughs! I has never catched one, but I will never give up tryink

seperation anxiety

on our wok today I gotted a big idea to go under sum barbed wire to luk for a hippity.

mommy yelled no no Percy, you come back here right now.

I tended I dent hear her and kept running.

I evin sneeked under anudder fence cuzzed I wuzzed on the hippity trail.

I wuzzed hasing so much fun!!!

thin I realized sumptink so bad.

mommy wuzzed on the udder side of the fence.

we were separated frum each udder.

I stopped right in my tracks. and had anxiety.

and I sed gulp.

but mommy saved the day and showed me the way back to her.  I felt imbarrased that I such a mamas boy.  see my face.....

I so happy to be back on the same side of the fence with mommy.  I did a happy run!

fritning dream

after I finished my blog yesterday I taked a nap.  I wuzzed tired and needed sum good rest.  but I did not git iny good rest.  I had the scaryest dream ever.  I dreamed that mr. pinch bited my whole ear off.
here is whut I tinked wuzzed real.  the ear mr pinch pinched wuzzed all gone.

thin I dreamed that he pinched my whole head right off. 

my whole head wuzzed gone. oh I waked up with a start  and I goed to make sure it wuzzed not real

tank goodness I steel has my head and both ears.  I tellt max bout my dream and he sed I cud sleep next to him so I wunt be scaret.  but lookit-he wuzzed so scaret by my nitemare that he has to sleep with lambchop.  I tink he reely needed to sleep next to me, Percy for comfort.  glad I cud help max

and I also so glad to steel has my head and both my ears!

mister pinch

do you member that I sed I had a grate story to share about my boating day?  I meeted a creecher.
I named him mister pinch becuzzed he did!  he had lots of legs and big paws that had crunch-ability. I finded him in the water while we were taking a lunch on the shore. I goed in after him to say hello.

hello pinchy

do you see him in the lake?

I sed to him that he shud come and has lunch with us.  mommy helped him to decide -she bringed him out on a stick.  nice to meet you mr. pinch. my name is Percy.

he falled off the stick and he gitted so grouchy bout it.

it wuzzed funny,so I smilet bout it and gived him my happy face and sed to him to turn his frown upside down. 

I checked to see if his frown wuzzed upside down.

it wuzzed not.  so I tried to give him a cheer up kiss. 

and thin this happened. !! 

he gived my ear a big mr. pinch PINCH.  it scaret me so much.  I never spected such bad ness frum my new frind.

I leaped to the sky. here is whut happened in slow motion. 

#1

I sed ouchie mommy

#2

I sed yelp

#3

I sed bark

when he landed he went splish in the water.  I worriet that mr. pinch wuzzed hurted.

I sed oh no are you ok mr. pinch?, and I reached out to him.  he sed he wuzzed jest fine .and thin mr. pinch asked me if me, Percy wuzzed ok.  I sed yes I wuzzed jest fine too.  so we shaked hands togedder

  thin he waved his crunch paw at me and sed goodbye Percy.  I sed goodbye mr pinch.

and he swimmed away. 

I wuzzed sad to see him leave.  I watched him go away--he swimmed backwards.  whut a strange way to travel. hmmm. 

I tellt him I hoped he wunt forget me.  mommy sed oh don't you worry Percy, he wont.  thin she smiled.

 I hope to see you next time new frind mr. pinch.  bon voyage.

max the theef

my day started out so grate bucuzzed my mommy gived me my own chew! but thin Max steeled it.

I cudnt beleeve it-so I jest stared at him tryink to beleeve my eyez.

win mommy comed outside I jest stared at her too, cuzzed I steel cudnt beleeve it.

he commed right up to MY chew and taked it out with him thru the doggy door. I wunted mommys help to take it back, but she sed oh well Percy if you snooze you looze.  whut the heck has godden in to her?  she always saves the day for me, Percy.  and, I wuzzed not evin snoozink.

lookit maxs face-he luks like a big bad wolf face.  and he is eating MY chew right down. so I stared.

and I stared agin at mommy. 

while I wuzzed doink all the staring, bad max swallowed MY chew.  yup.  now my day iznt so grate.

 

Yoshi and Almondine and me

I got to see my frinds today and we played and runned togeddder.  we had such gud time at Chatfield State Park.  it wuzzed so nice and warm and the path was muddy and smelly! here we are playink.
my face is funny allways! ! Yoshi is my scruffy frind and Almondine is my doggy frind like my kind.

we played follow the yoshi leader to  the island and I rolled in sum smelly goosey poopy.

mommy yelled yucky Percy, stop that and come back

so I commed charging back, and lookit at my belly and legs.  mommy sed oh no, you are stinky Percy

I tink I smell so gud now.  thin we all decided to pose for a nice frind pitcher togedder. 

thin I runned amuck agin like I always do.

I also runned thru the muck. more stinky good fun for me, Percy

I sure know how to have a great day! 

mommy sed ok, everybody its time to go home now.  so me and Almondine trotted tegedder down the liddle path. 

here is a during and thin an after of me.  during I em so rambunctious and after I em so conked out.

I sleeped like a liddle dear win we getted home.

and  I dreamt of dis gud time today.

funny faced frinds!!