long hike

whew, I jest gotted home frum a long hike with my mommy. we goed back to dawsons butte togedder.  it wuzzed such a nice day for a long walk.  i saw sum horsies.

and i smelt out sum really fresh horsie poopie...and before mommy knowed it-i rolled in it!!

mommy sed oh gosh Percy, NO.  so thin i has to go back on my leash.  i tink i smellt fresh! mommy sed P.U. Percival!

i had a photo shoot, like i wuzzed a model.

and i wuz zausted.  the sign sed one way.  me, Percy sed no way.  i wuzzed too tired.

i sed i too tired up mommy. mommy sez let us go agin Percy so we canz go home. i had a big drink. but thin a short while later i conked over and my tongue lolled out.  so mommy sed ok let us go home and take a rest.  i sed yes.  let us.

                                        but thin i finded sum preddy flowers and taked a sniff

and wint back and splored.

but i wuzzed happy to go home and take a rest.  whut a fun day with my mommy!

ding dong truck

i finally gotted to do sumptink i has been wanting to do for a long time.  i gitted to look inside the truck that makes my frunt doorbell go ding dong.  mommy letted me take a peek inside!

i wunted to go right inside but i wuzzed wearing a leash and it wudnt let me. but i tink whin i grow up i wunt to ride in this kinda truck with my mommy and make peeples doorbellss go ding dong!

darn it

yesterday mommy sed "Percy I am going to let you stay out of your kennel while I am gone for a long while today".  I smiled and sed o.k.

                                              thin I watched out the window and she goed away.

     I tried to watch tv after she leaved but my big paws cud not work the remote so I jest laid on it

I gotted so bored so fast without my mommy at home....I sed to grouchy pants Asa, "hey pants, do you wunt to howl with me?"  he jest growled at me.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,  I guessed that meaned NO.

so I sed to old man Max, hey, do you wunt to go run around togedder and play chase?"  he said "bark".  I guessed bark meaned no too.  so I climbed on the couch and wuzzed so bored.

thin I gotted a grate idea!  I membered how much I ruv chewink up mommys kitchen towels!

so I went and taked one down and runned around with it!!

but it wuznt as much fun without mommy chasing me & yelling Percy drop that come here right now.

so, I played Houdini and taked off mommys percy-proof cuboard lock.

and thin I getted out a hole bag of napkins!!!!  and chewed them up...all by myself! oh it wuz fun!

but whin mommy commed home she wuzzed not happy with me, Percy.  she sed "well liddle boy, you jest lost yur privleges of being outside of your kennel by yourself."  I screemed out "NO, I dent do dat big mess mommy, grouchy pants ASA and old man MAX did it while I sleeped in my bed"

and she gived me a big lecture about sponsibility and stuff.  i tended to be all lisning and shamed.

                                      but i wuzzed really tinking of udder tings, like this

                                                            and this

mommy must not has known where my doggy mind really wuzzed, cuz later on i gitted this!

                                                   nex time i will try to be bedder mommy.

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venture day

I dent know if it wuzzed becuzzed the snow all melted or that I gived my whiney sounds, but no madder, I getted to go on a grand venture today with mommy and Olivia! we traveled to a place callt Manitou Springs and we walked and walked and looked at super cool tings and meted lots of people
we also taked sum nice pitchers togedder.  here are sum.  mommy luks so happy with me!

I jumped up to luk in to a store window becuz there wuzzed a budderfly flying around inside!

and thin this happened..

whoopsie, I knocked down their nice planter box.  it toppled to the ground and Olivia had to fix it up.

whin we walked away I lukked back and wished I cud has left a sign sayink Percy wuzzed here!!

we taked this nice pitcher at a USA hand saying peace out! me and mommy did peace out,  I smiled.

I ruvved taking this pitcher-we were up high and jest chillin togedder.

and the bestest part of the hole day wuzzed getting this new collar!!

             I git to wear it next time we go out on the boat!  I canz not wait!!!  it has fishes on it!

whiney me

I jest hate it whin my mommy duzznt give me her entire tension.  sumptimes whin she is working on her puter I jest stare at her and whine and make the most saddest sounds I can. 

she sez oh Percy, you are so pathetic, come on lets go do sumpting togedder and has sum fun.  I dunt knowed whut pathetic means but lookit whut being pathetic gotted me!

happy times at the park praktising tricks with mommy!!! I am so happy-I will try pathetic all time.

its may day

today is may month but there is steel sum snow in my park so I'm not going there agin today.  it makes me remember of last week whin the sun wuzzed out and i meeted a new frind callt arrow.  he had such a funny stripe down his back.  mommy sed he wuzzed callt a rodetion ridge back.  well i can see that ridge on his back, can you?  mommy sed he wuz my cousin. but we dunt luk related at all.

i never did catch him, his legs were long and he runned so fast.  i jest barked a lot.

napping day

me and grouchy pants Asa are steel tired after playing in the snow all day yesterday. 
asa sleeps so much lately.  mommy sez its cuzzed he is a old man.  he likes to snuggle lamby. he looks so sweet whin he sleeps.

here is how I sleep.  i think i luk preddy sweet too.  and i sleep with my own Percy style.

i sleep with my tree branch and my rattie tail.

eye sickles

well, i waked up to a big blizzard this morning.  it wuzzed so cold and grey.  it wuznt nice enough for me and mommy to has any ventures.  so we jest played toegedder in our backyard. 

i wuzzed hasing a grate time whin all of a sudden mommy finded an eye sickle!

thin my grate time turned into an eye sickle eating fest!  and my grate time gotted evin grater!

                              my mouth got big enuf that i thinked i cud has been an alligator!

                                      and i jumped up so high i cud has been a kangyroo!

the eye sickle wuzzed jest as gud as i membered them being last winter.   i ruvved it!

eating thim made me smile.

                                                                                and smile

                                                                           and smile

mommy sed Percy. come over here and see whit i finded!  mommy finded an eye sickle garden!

                                                                  and i smiled agin!!

thin i feasted agin

                                                      and i tink old man Max wuzzed jealus.

pbj pie time

who needs crust?  not me, i ruv uncrustables.  i like to have them strate frum the freezer.

it is like having a liddle pie.  i tink i shud be on a commersial for smuckers.

luk where i can sleep

                                                i even canz sleep on my mommys foot...

do you notice that no madder where i sleep i always has the neck of a giraffe? 

                                                                      built in blinders too!!

April showers...

                                               i telled my mommy that the kitty cat did it!

lizard hound

oh no- my mommy sezi  i turnink into a lizard. lookit at my tung.  mommy sez Percy-- your tung has a fork in it!

i dunt feel a fork in it at all. or not a spoon eider. 

 mommy sez, it is also so long Percy.  eek.  you are a snake!  so i lukked at her and said hissssss and arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she screamed out.  thin i jest winked at her cuzzed i wuzzed jest joking with her. an i gived a smirk

i sed mommy, seddle down, it is jest me, your buddy Percy.

and i ruv you!

my new fav

my bark box bringed me the coolest toy ever.  it iz callt a Chinese fud take out box with a dumplink inside,  I dunt knowed whut that is, but I do know I now has favorite toy ever.  i has to open the box to git out the dumplink. 

and here is the dumplink.

it is like a snowball with  a smile.  but it is not frozed or evin cold at all.  it duz not taste like a dumplink tho.  but it does say squeak squeak squeak whin i tries to chew it.   so i ruv it.

i evin sleep with it all time.  my liddle dumplink is happy-see its smile?  do you knowed how to read Chinese?  i wunder whut it sez on the box.  i tink it sez happy dumplink inside for Percy.

hippity hunting

for those of my frinds wondering why I ruv huntink rabbits so much I has this liddle video so you can see jest how happy it makes me.  thin you will understand why.  I was breeded to hunt bunnies.
my hind end gits so happy that my tail laughs! I has never catched one, but I will never give up tryink