Thursday, May 11, 2017

ready to play with my mr. pinch ( BLUE)

mommy sed I need to tect my ears if I wunt to play with my own mr. pinch.  I sed "oh I know it", cuz I member how the real mr. pinch clamped  my ear.  I em wearing my giraffe snood and I em ready!
I sez "ok, please bring me my frind now"

I waited and waited.  but Blue never commed.  thin mommy sed "Percy, if you wunt to play with Blue you has to git in his fish tank becuz Blue cannzot come out of the water to play with you".
since I dunt tink I wud fit in Blues lake tank, I decided to stare at a cinnamon roll instead.
I tink I look like the cinnamon roll, do you tink so too?




Wednesday, May 10, 2017

my own mr. pinch!!

I got a big serprize today-mommy got me my own mr. pinch!  he can not share my bed tho. His bed is in the fish tank. he has to live in water with my udder fishy frinds.  here he is.  we call him "Blue".  becuz he iz blue.  he doesn't has any toys and I have not seen him play run and chase with his frinds.
he is very interesting and I like to watch him frum outside of his world.   he watches me too.  maybe sum day mr. blue pinch canz come out and we can play togedder.  I will jest has to wear a snood.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

mr. pinch wish

i made a wish this morning on a danny lion and blowed off the seeds.  i wished that mr. pinch is ok.  do you see my snout?  it has danny lion seedlinks all over it.  i sure wished hard as i canned. 
        mommy sez she has a gud idea to help me feel bedder about mr. pinch.
 

Monday, May 8, 2017

flowerz for happy times

today we gotted to do sumtink fun for sure!  we goed to the home depot to choose out a flower.  i helped mommy pick it. 
                                         whut a tuff decision.  i tinked they were all so nice.
i liked these.  they made me happy.  and so did this next thing!! 
i rode on the low cart!!!!!!   whut a hap hap happy day! 
oopsie.  i jest noticed that there is sum writing that sez "do not ride on" 
oh, me, Percy, is such a lucky doggie. has you ever ridden on one of these??




Sunday, May 7, 2017

my long lost frind

do you member my frind mr. pinch?  well today i goed back  to his lake so i looked for him.
i callt and callt his name, but no mr. pinch commed.  thin mommy sed oh no Percy, lookit. so i did. and jeepers, this is whut we saw.  this wuzzed all that wuzzed left of my frind.  i cried out and sed "NO"
jest his pinchie claw wuzzed left there.  i wuzzed so sad.  i hated that news.   but thin, i finded sumptink that had washed ashore!  a big ole red yummy apple!!!  i cudnt believe my good luck.
i grabbed it up and runned with such joy.

i ate it up and thin for good measure I eated up a bunh of dried seaweed too.
                                                           and sum fresh seaweed too
                                     next  we almost gotted swallowed up by sum quick sand

i wuzzed buzy smellink the fast sand win mommy screemed, eeeeek  look out Percy!! a spider is on the beach, run for you life!!
so I did!   i runned so fast and so far.  mommy cudnt evin keep up with me.  i stopped and  lukked to make sure the spider didn't git her


and we jumped back in the boat and wint out and did sum fishing to git our minds clear of tings.
but i cudnt git that big spider out of my mind...  i cudnt stop tinking about poor mr pinch too.
we jest watched sum waves togedder & had a somber time. a big storm rolled in and made us sad to


mommy tellt me that we wud do sumpting fun tomorrow to take sad away.










Saturday, May 6, 2017

long hike

whew, I jest gotted home frum a long hike with my mommy. we goed back to dawsons butte togedder.  it wuzzed such a nice day for a long walk.  i saw sum horsies.
and i smelt out sum really fresh horsie poopie...and before mommy knowed it-i rolled in it!!
mommy sed oh gosh Percy, NO.  so thin i has to go back on my leash.  i tink i smellt fresh! mommy sed P.U. Percival!
i had a photo shoot, like i wuzzed a model.



and i wuz zausted.  the sign sed one way.  me, Percy sed no way.  i wuzzed too tired.

i sed i too tired up mommy. mommy sez let us go agin Percy so we canz go home. i had a big drink. but thin a short while later i conked over and my tongue lolled out.  so mommy sed ok let us go home and take a rest.  i sed yes.  let us.
                                        but thin i finded sum preddy flowers and taked a sniff
and wint back and splored.

but i wuzzed happy to go home and take a rest.  whut a fun day with my mommy!











Friday, May 5, 2017

ding dong truck

i finally gotted to do sumptink i has been wanting to do for a long time.  i gitted to look inside the truck that makes my frunt doorbell go ding dong.  mommy letted me take a peek inside!
i wunted to go right inside but i wuzzed wearing a leash and it wudnt let me. but i tink whin i grow up i wunt to ride in this kinda truck with my mommy and make peeples doorbellss go ding dong!

Thursday, May 4, 2017

darn it

yesterday mommy sed "Percy I am going to let you stay out of your kennel while I am gone for a long while today".  I smiled and sed o.k.

                                              thin I watched out the window and she goed away.
     I tried to watch tv after she leaved but my big paws cud not work the remote so I jest laid on it
I gotted so bored so fast without my mommy at home....I sed to grouchy pants Asa, "hey pants, do you wunt to howl with me?"  he jest growled at me.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,  I guessed that meaned NO.
so I sed to old man Max, hey, do you wunt to go run around togedder and play chase?"  he said "bark".  I guessed bark meaned no too.  so I climbed on the couch and wuzzed so bored.
thin I gotted a grate idea!  I membered how much I ruv chewink up mommys kitchen towels!
so I went and taked one down and runned around with it!!
but it wuznt as much fun without mommy chasing me & yelling Percy drop that come here right now.
so, I played Houdini and taked off mommys percy-proof cuboard lock.
and thin I getted out a hole bag of napkins!!!!  and chewed them up...all by myself! oh it wuz fun!
but whin mommy commed home she wuzzed not happy with me, Percy.  she sed "well liddle boy, you jest lost yur privleges of being outside of your kennel by yourself."  I screemed out "NO, I dent do dat big mess mommy, grouchy pants ASA and old man MAX did it while I sleeped in my bed"
and she gived me a big lecture about sponsibility and stuff.  i tended to be all lisning and shamed.
                                      but i wuzzed really tinking of udder tings, like this
                                                            and this
mommy must not has known where my doggy mind really wuzzed, cuz later on i gitted this!
                                                   nex time i will try to be bedder mommy.









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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

venture day

I dent know if it wuzzed becuzzed the snow all melted or that I gived my whiney sounds, but no madder, I getted to go on a grand venture today with mommy and Olivia! we traveled to a place callt Manitou Springs and we walked and walked and looked at super cool tings and meted lots of people
we also taked sum nice pitchers togedder.  here are sum.  mommy luks so happy with me!
I jumped up to luk in to a store window becuz there wuzzed a budderfly flying around inside!
and thin this happened..
whoopsie, I knocked down their nice planter box.  it toppled to the ground and Olivia had to fix it up.
whin we walked away I lukked back and wished I cud has left a sign sayink Percy wuzzed here!!
we taked this nice pitcher at a USA hand saying peace out! me and mommy did peace out,  I smiled.

I ruvved taking this pitcher-we were up high and jest chillin togedder.
and the bestest part of the hole day wuzzed getting this new collar!!
             I git to wear it next time we go out on the boat!  I canz not wait!!!  it has fishes on it!