Mudders Day

wowee!  today is a speshil day and me and mommy goed way up high in the sky togedder!  we took a trip to sumptink callt Pikes Peak.  it iz a tall mountin and we cud see forever and ever.

we were higher than the clouds in the sky

it smellt so gud up there and there wuz evin sum snow!

                                                      I runned and played, and evin went pp.

happy Mudders day mommy!!

                                                                                I ruv you!!!!!!!!

i tarving

jest lookit whut I has to deel with tonight.  Olibia eated a yummy peece of pizza in frunt of me.

I did not evin get one scrap.  I haz to eat liddle peeces of dry kibble.  but I dreemed I wuz eating pizza

                                                              it wuz a happy dreem.

Ms. Feathered Pinch

well, I cud not fit in Mr. Pinches fish tank to play, so I decided to play with my frind Ms. Pinch.
this is her, I has told you about her before.  her name is Tallulah.  I also call her screech beak.  you canz not believe the noise such a small creature canz make.  it makes me howl out.  but innyway, I like to watch her and I try to play but she puts her beak at me and I know it canz pinch.  so I dunt get too close.  she is sumptink callt a bird.  she duz not has ears at all.  I tink dat is why she is so loud.  like old people who canz not hear innymore..they talk reel loud.  I wish ms. feathered pinch haz ears.

eeeyok eeeyok eeeyok eeeyok eeeeyok eeeeyok eeeyok eeeyok eeeyok eeeyok. that is whut she sez

ready to play with my mr. pinch ( BLUE)

mommy sed I need to tect my ears if I wunt to play with my own mr. pinch.  I sed "oh I know it", cuz I member how the real mr. pinch clamped  my ear.  I em wearing my giraffe snood and I em ready!

I sez "ok, please bring me my frind now"

I waited and waited.  but Blue never commed.  thin mommy sed "Percy, if you wunt to play with Blue you has to git in his fish tank becuz Blue cannzot come out of the water to play with you".

since I dunt tink I wud fit in Blues lake tank, I decided to stare at a cinnamon roll instead.

I tink I look like the cinnamon roll, do you tink so too?

my own mr. pinch!!

I got a big serprize today-mommy got me my own mr. pinch!  he can not share my bed tho. His bed is in the fish tank. he has to live in water with my udder fishy frinds.  here he is.  we call him "Blue".  becuz he iz blue.  he doesn't has any toys and I have not seen him play run and chase with his frinds.

he is very interesting and I like to watch him frum outside of his world.   he watches me too.  maybe sum day mr. blue pinch canz come out and we can play togedder.  I will jest has to wear a snood.

mr. pinch wish

i made a wish this morning on a danny lion and blowed off the seeds.  i wished that mr. pinch is ok.  do you see my snout?  it has danny lion seedlinks all over it.  i sure wished hard as i canned. 

        mommy sez she has a gud idea to help me feel bedder about mr. pinch.

 

flowerz for happy times

today we gotted to do sumtink fun for sure!  we goed to the home depot to choose out a flower.  i helped mommy pick it. 

                                         whut a tuff decision.  i tinked they were all so nice.

i liked these.  they made me happy.  and so did this next thing!! 

i rode on the low cart!!!!!!   whut a hap hap happy day! 

oopsie.  i jest noticed that there is sum writing that sez "do not ride on" 

oh, me, Percy, is such a lucky doggie. has you ever ridden on one of these??

my long lost frind

do you member my frind mr. pinch?  well today i goed back  to his lake so i looked for him.

i callt and callt his name, but no mr. pinch commed.  thin mommy sed oh no Percy, lookit. so i did. and jeepers, this is whut we saw.  this wuzzed all that wuzzed left of my frind.  i cried out and sed "NO"

jest his pinchie claw wuzzed left there.  i wuzzed so sad.  i hated that news.   but thin, i finded sumptink that had washed ashore!  a big ole red yummy apple!!!  i cudnt believe my good luck.

i grabbed it up and runned with such joy.

i ate it up and thin for good measure I eated up a bunh of dried seaweed too.

                                                           and sum fresh seaweed too

                                     next  we almost gotted swallowed up by sum quick sand

i wuzzed buzy smellink the fast sand win mommy screemed, eeeeek  look out Percy!! a spider is on the beach, run for you life!!

so I did!   i runned so fast and so far.  mommy cudnt evin keep up with me.  i stopped and  lukked to make sure the spider didn't git her

and we jumped back in the boat and wint out and did sum fishing to git our minds clear of tings.

but i cudnt git that big spider out of my mind...  i cudnt stop tinking about poor mr pinch too.

we jest watched sum waves togedder & had a somber time. a big storm rolled in and made us sad to

mommy tellt me that we wud do sumpting fun tomorrow to take sad away.

long hike

whew, I jest gotted home frum a long hike with my mommy. we goed back to dawsons butte togedder.  it wuzzed such a nice day for a long walk.  i saw sum horsies.

and i smelt out sum really fresh horsie poopie...and before mommy knowed it-i rolled in it!!

mommy sed oh gosh Percy, NO.  so thin i has to go back on my leash.  i tink i smellt fresh! mommy sed P.U. Percival!

i had a photo shoot, like i wuzzed a model.

and i wuz zausted.  the sign sed one way.  me, Percy sed no way.  i wuzzed too tired.

i sed i too tired up mommy. mommy sez let us go agin Percy so we canz go home. i had a big drink. but thin a short while later i conked over and my tongue lolled out.  so mommy sed ok let us go home and take a rest.  i sed yes.  let us.

                                        but thin i finded sum preddy flowers and taked a sniff

and wint back and splored.

but i wuzzed happy to go home and take a rest.  whut a fun day with my mommy!

ding dong truck

i finally gotted to do sumptink i has been wanting to do for a long time.  i gitted to look inside the truck that makes my frunt doorbell go ding dong.  mommy letted me take a peek inside!

i wunted to go right inside but i wuzzed wearing a leash and it wudnt let me. but i tink whin i grow up i wunt to ride in this kinda truck with my mommy and make peeples doorbellss go ding dong!

darn it

yesterday mommy sed "Percy I am going to let you stay out of your kennel while I am gone for a long while today".  I smiled and sed o.k.

                                              thin I watched out the window and she goed away.

     I tried to watch tv after she leaved but my big paws cud not work the remote so I jest laid on it

I gotted so bored so fast without my mommy at home....I sed to grouchy pants Asa, "hey pants, do you wunt to howl with me?"  he jest growled at me.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,  I guessed that meaned NO.

so I sed to old man Max, hey, do you wunt to go run around togedder and play chase?"  he said "bark".  I guessed bark meaned no too.  so I climbed on the couch and wuzzed so bored.

thin I gotted a grate idea!  I membered how much I ruv chewink up mommys kitchen towels!

so I went and taked one down and runned around with it!!

but it wuznt as much fun without mommy chasing me & yelling Percy drop that come here right now.

so, I played Houdini and taked off mommys percy-proof cuboard lock.

and thin I getted out a hole bag of napkins!!!!  and chewed them up...all by myself! oh it wuz fun!

but whin mommy commed home she wuzzed not happy with me, Percy.  she sed "well liddle boy, you jest lost yur privleges of being outside of your kennel by yourself."  I screemed out "NO, I dent do dat big mess mommy, grouchy pants ASA and old man MAX did it while I sleeped in my bed"

and she gived me a big lecture about sponsibility and stuff.  i tended to be all lisning and shamed.

                                      but i wuzzed really tinking of udder tings, like this

                                                            and this

mommy must not has known where my doggy mind really wuzzed, cuz later on i gitted this!

                                                   nex time i will try to be bedder mommy.

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