Kamping

This is one of my favrit weekends of the whole intire year-it is Kamping weekend! we has our very own kamping site and it is all to ourselfs.  it is near a place callt Guffey.  Guffey is a strange place as you can see.  they have skellingtons on display and their mayor is a black kitty cat.

I jest sat and stared at it cuz it is so odd.  there is also a bathtub.  I gotted in. and smiled.

do you see whut is behind me tho?  that weirdness is back there.

win we gotted to our land, we set up a pup tent-git it?? heehee, a "pup" tent.  I wunted to help.

I ruvved going inside to git away frum the things that git on me.

 we gitted our fire ring reddy for our campfire,  but I cided I like the taste of old wood and I keeped  going in to the ring.  so mommy covered it with our table cloth and telled me to STAY OUT.  

I did not...I got in and lukked right at her.

wunce our site wuzzed set up we taked a hike up the mountain.  here is sum seenery.

we put dried corn out for the wildlife.  I standed in the middle of it waiting for the deer to come

they did not

mommy finded a cool stick and used it for a frame while she taked my pitcher!

canz you see that I wuzzed laying on the nice cool dirt ground?  I em a liddle dirty.

we also finded a jaw bone of a skelington.  oh no.  I em worried about zombies now. 

I sed "gulp" and tried to hide behind a tree.

I tried to climb the tree to hide.  mommy sed Percy, git down frum there, don't you worry about zombies.  everyting here is safe and sound.

now my face sez "ok, whew"

 lookit at me, funny Percy, photo bombing mommys beautiful nature pitcher!  

here is sum more seenery with me being a very great model.   I tink someone needs to mow our lawn

I learnt that this is callt a buddermilk sky.  I like buddermilk.

I has to go back to camp now for our evening, I will blog more adventures tomorrow.

this wuzzed my face win mommy sed it was time to stop esploring and go relax.  

me and my buddy

Me and grouchy pants Asa do more than just sing togedder.  sumtimes we get to go on a walk with each udder.  but old man is an old man.  and he goes rilly slow and breathes hard a lot.  we still has a lot of fun.  I ruv him so much.

Basset Hound Duet

me and grouchy pants Asa like to sing togedder.  We do it often.  Do you see my cattypiller?

if i were hooman

Sumtimes I wish I cud be a hooman for a day.  Today if I wuzzed a hooman I wud buy this pitcher for my mommy.  It reminds me of us walking togedder.  but I em a doggy and my paws canz not dial a phone to order it.  and I do  not has iny money either.  if I did has sum money I wud git a nice frame for it too.                                                heres to us mommy!

fun with towels

who canz resist my face win I take mommys kitchen towels?  

specially win I push the towel with my nose towards a might be chaser!

I git to play chase evrytime!!

no more pondering

I em not tinking about the size of doggies in China innymore today.  So I em back to my old Percy self.  I stealed a shoe!

pondering sum tings

Sum times I like to stair into space and jest tink about diffrint tings.  today I em tinking about China and wundering  why doggies are so small there and I jest canz not come up with iny ideas.  I em not rilly that big of a dog, and I has a lot of doggie frinds that are a lot bigger than me. But still, my size large lion main frum China wuzzed So small.  Mommy sez she once gitted a shirt frum China that was sposed to be sized large for her, but win it commed it wud not fit her at all--jest like my lion main.  I em tinking that frum now on if we order inyting frum China we will have to git size XXXXL

I was almost a lion

We gitted dis cool lion main for me to wear.  It commed all the way frum China!  I was happy to try it out, but when we tried to put it over my head it wud not fit.  I almost cried becuz I wunted to be a lion with a main all the way frum China.  It wuz even a size large.  I spose Doggies in China are smaller than me, Percy.

cow licked

My mommy sez that when I wuzzed jest a liddle puppy  a cow licked me  and that one lick made my coat swirley.  It is right below my ear so I bet that cow was trying to clean off my neck.  Tank you cow frind.  it luuks like a tornado swirl.  I hope you canz see it ok.

mister green squeek

uh oh, mister green squeaky froggy gitted stuck in my doggy door when I wuzzed blasted out with him.  I tinked its kinda funny cuzzed it luks like he is looking outside.

whut do you see, mister GSF?

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh my heavens.  jest lookit whut I finded on my hippity hunt this afternoon!  I tink dis is the most yucky ting I has ever finded.  me and mommy runned for our lives becuz those are meat eaters.

here is a close up.

whut do you tink is inside?  Mommy sez a queen lives inside.  do you tink she wears a crown?

konked out

                                  my mommy sez me and grouchy pants Asa are sleeping hard.

we dent understand why she sez that....it's not hard for us!

summer nites

Sumtimes we has a relaxink evening on our back porch with a campfire.  it is so peaceful and nice.

evin grouchy pants Asa and old man Max enjoy it. I bringed out my catypiller so he cud join in too.

I ruv to watch the fire and flames.  it keeps me warm too.

I taked advantage of the dark and went and creeped on mr. mean.  do you see me in the background?

thin I went and made sure old man Max knewed that catypiller is mine.

yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn, it is time for bed now.  I will have a gud slumber tonight.

eclipse day

mommy sed sumptink speshil is happening today.  she sed the sun wuzzed going to take a nap during the middle of the daytime!.  the moon is going to turn out the sun for a while and mommy sez it cud maked me blinded if I lukked up in the sky win it happins.  so I has to wear sum glasses if I go outside during that time.  these are the safety glasses.

I hated to wear them becuzzed they made me see blackness, so I choosed to jest watch the sun take a nap on tv, inside, frum the couch.  it wuzzed preddy cool.  do you see my cattypiller?  I ruv him. he is watching with me.

I gotted a liddle bored, so I tried to take a quick nap on my catypiller

but thin I had a fritning thought--whut if the sun never wakes back up???  gulp...wud the zombies come???  mommy?? wheres my mommy?  I wunt my mommy.

ok, so, the sun did wake back up, and I dent see iny zombies at all.  and my mommy is here with me. Later on I goed outside and made sure the sun wuzzed awake.  it wuz, and I em releeved.

tank goodness fur evryting.

grouchy pants asa and his chew

jest lukkit this grouchy ole face. asa wuzzed saying "git away frum me and my chew, you liddle brat.

mommy tinks Asa is so cute, but she duzznt know dat he is mr. mean pants to me.  i sed to him, canz I share dat chew with you preddy peas cutie pie Asa??  dis wuzzed his anser. NO, and git  away!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I cried a liddle bit by myself inside.  whut a mr mean pants.  

later on after dinner win grouchy pants Asa wunts to play with me I em gunna tell him no, go away.

here I em telling him no, and go away mr.mean.

but I tinked his face lukked so sad.... and I feeled bad about it.  so, I cided I wud radder play with him. so we chewed up a box togedder and now we are buddies agin!  

weekend projeck

we are buildink a new cement area for sum stuff like our barbeq.  I wunt to help, but mommy sez no no, Percy, you has to git out of the way, we are buzy here.

I wuzzed hoping it wuzzed going to turn out to be a play area for me, kinda like a puppy sandbox!

but win I waked all up after my nap, here is whut it turned in to.

it wuz all hard and I cud never dig in this hard top stuff.  mommy sed, oh no Percy, it mite still be wet

I lukked at her and sez don't you worry mommy, it is nice and dry.  I em standing on top and not sinking in.  I secretly wished I wuzzed sinking in tho.  that wud be fun, and my paw prints would stay

thin I saw this-- hooman hand prints!  what in the heck ever??  I canz not beeleeve it. I did not git the chance to make my paw prints stay forever...

thin mommy sed, well, percy, I dent wunt your bootifull paws to stick togedder with cement.

if that happened we wudnt be able to play innymore.

she is right!  I wunder if a hooman is going around with hands sticked togedder sumwhere.

I will watch for them, thin I will know whose hand prints those are.

night eyes

Well I was hunting wormies last night and mommy taked my pitcher in the dark.  I cant believe it, but I luk like a zombie.  my eyes are so fritning scary. I canz not evin lookit this pitcher.  it scares me.

I em NOT a scary Zombie.  

by the way, mommy sez there is sumptink callt an eclipse coming soon.  she sed I has to stay inside cuz it I luk at the sun, this could rilly happen to my poor liddle eyes.  

dog daze of summer

I ruv taking afternoon naps.  see my tung hanging out?  That meens I em konked out comfyterble!