my eye duz not feel gud

Win I waked up this morning I cud bearly open my eye.  mommy sed oh no Percy, whut is wrong?  I em so worried I has to take you to the doctor.  here is how I lukked.

so, I goed to the doctor.  I has to git all kindz of tests, like awful paper sticked in my eyeballs and wet stuff that made my eyes turn green.  the doctor sed that I has sumptink callt follicular kunjunktavitis.  he sed it wuzzed caused from being in the hunting field all weekend.   mommy sed oh no, poor Percy boy.  whut canz we do?  the doctor sed that I has to have sum eyeball drops in my eyeballs for a week and thin I will feel bedder.

I kind of like going to the doctor, I git lots of treats and love.. and win I git home I get spoiled and treated speshial.  

I evin gitted fresh, warm scrambelled up eggs! 

                                                           Percy feels bedder already!

Hunt test-Day second

Well, I did it!  I showed those jujes exactly whut they wunted to see and earned my first qualifying score towards my Hunting Hound title!

I cud not wait to git back out to those hunting grounds...  this is me surveying the area.

today the sun wuzzed up becuzzed it was sumptink callt daylight savings, and I goed 4rth instead of 2nd.  

I started my time and checked under evry yukka, and evin lukked inside that old rubbage pile agin.  

I smelled in the air and caught a BIG whiff.

I telled mommy to hurry and come along.

I runned so fast and finded a ginormus hippity callt a Jack Rabbit!  it commed out of a yukka and runned for his life.  I sed rufrufrufrufrufrufrufruf and runned as fast as my liddle legs could run!  I heared sumone yell Tally Ho!  and then I heared a gun shot!  I stopped and lukked up, but  membered that big ole Jack and came back to where I kicked him up to find his scent again.  I runned some more following his smell and barked out rufrufrufrufrufruf.  He wuzzed gone, but that dent stop me frum hunting him.  rufrufrufrufrufrufrufruf.  he wuzzed as big as me, and a lot faster runner.  he wuzzed gone and I losed his trail.  but mommy sed gud boy Percy, that is such a gud hunting Percy!  we hugged and hugged and mommy sed. lets go git your award!

I kissed my mommy cuzzed I had such good weekend hunting with her.  thin mommy told me that only me and a doxhund qualified--out of 14 doggies!  I wuzzed so proud of myself that I taked a bow.

if I do whut the jujes wunt to see 2 more times then I will has a new title of Hunting Hound!  

                                                            I will!!!

Hunt test-Day 1

I had such a fun time today.  I gitted to go to a hunting test to try to find sum hippities.  When we furst gitted there the moon wuzzed still out!  And it wuzzed full.

Lookit dis bootiful sunrise.

When it wuzzed my turn, I hunted and hunted and hunted.

me and mommy lukked everywhere.

The sun wuzzed barely up and we were hunting and hasing such fun.

I like to look at mommy so she canz help me know where to search next.  I finded a few hippities, but the jujes sed I dent do enuff werk to pass my bilities.  that is ok.  me and mommy knowed how hard I tried and that I rilly did do a great job.  I made a  a new friend too.  he iz a lawma.

we talked a lot togedder bout the werld and tings.  we liked each udder.

mommy sed, its time to go home Percy, so you canz rest up for tomorrows hunt test.

I did jest that when we getted home.

snore snore snore

dinner tonight

me and GPA helped mommy choose which blue apron recipe to make for dinner tonight!

it iz sum kind uf big giant meat paddy!  we secretly hope she duz not like it, thin that means we canz have it!

daydreaming

during my walk today I canz not help but spend all my time tinking about my hunting test coming up soon.  I em dreaming about running in a bog ol field chasing hippities all day!  and saying woof woof woof woooof as loud as I canz.  

but thin I also tink that whut if there aren't inny hippities at all in that big ol field?

oh, we wud all be so dispointed.  but mommy sez, Percy, jest do your best and sniff all round.

 and be proud of yourself and your bility.  whut will be, will be.  stand proud liddle buddy!

SO I DID !!!

shenanigins

I em so glad spooktober is over.  no zombies gitted me at all.  so, I is up to my usual goofiness.  I stealed mommys pants and taked them outside.  I sed woof, come try to git them mommy!

she chased me round and round and thin sed oh Percy, lookit the stars and moon!

thin we lukked up and saw this bootiful site!

sunsets are our favrit.  we jest sitted togedder and injoyed it..... and mommy gotted her pants back.

Happy Howloween

I goed on a very spooky venture yesterday to take sum cool ghost pitchers for Halloween.  me and mommy visited a cementery!  I has never been to one before and mommy sed Percy, you canz not go pee pee inywhere in this place.  We must be respectful and quiet.  So we sneaked around and jest taked sum fast pitchers of me with sum toomstones for effect.

but, thin this creepy ting happened.  after we moved spots for our photo shoot, mommy sed oh no Percy, I losted my glasses in the first spot, we has to go back and find them.  So we drived back and mommy gitted out to luk for her glasses.  suddenly she runned back to the jeep and sed jeepers Percy, we has to git outta here in a hurry-there is a real ghost here!  she telled me that under the tree where we had jest been, wuzzed now a pair of empty sneakers!  she sed they were not there 3 minutes ago.  I yipped out GULP.    DRIVE FAST MOMMY, I EM SO FRITENED!.  we got home safely and I tried not to tink about the sneaks innymore.  but deep inside I always has been scart of zombies!  it wuzzed one, I jest know it.  I hope Halloween goes away for anuuder year and we are all safe and unscart.  me, Percy duz not like feeling scart..  so go away hallyween.

innyway, the cementery wuzzed a very interesting place, it has a lot of memories for people.

here is one pitcher of a really sad grave of a liddle hooman baby...  it is so old...

sum more pitchers of me being a ghost.

I wuzzed so cited to be a ghost for howlloween, but my ghost costume wuzzed a lil bit shredded.  so mommy sed, well Pery, we has to do sumtink callt improvise.  this is our improvising!

I becummed a mummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mommy sez Percy, you are such a gud sport.  I ruv u so much !!

                                                                         I wuv u too mommy.

my jack o lantern

do you member win I choosed my punkin?  Well, tonight my mommy carved it up for me.  here it is!

I tink it turned out so neato.  do you notice that her eyes are doggie paws?  And her mouth is a doggy bone?  And her nose is a heart?  

We lighted it up with a candle and it is ready for decorating outside tomorrow.

here are all of our punkins.  Which is your favorite?

My favrit is the one that dint git carved...cuzzed I helped myself to eating it up.

nom nom nom.

mommy sez I wont have a feel good tummy tonight because I eated raw punkin.  it wuzzed so good.

bad max

evrytime mommy gives old man max a treat he snapps and sumtimes bites her fingers.  mommy always sez "bad max, don't snap"  but he duz innyways.  so we taked this funny pitcher to pretend that max bited mommys fingers right off!  he is evin licking his lips!  I tink dis is so funny.

poor mommys fingers.  and innyone else who tries to give max a treat.

pracktising hunting

I em entered in a rabbit hunting performance test in one week, so I has gotted to pracktise alot

I hope I git the chance to show the judges that I em such a good hunting Percy.  wish me luck!
                                                                              Tally Ho!!!!

one kool doggie

                                                                       nuff sed.

nice view from up high

our hike up the rock today wuz so preddy.  there are still some nice fall colors and I like to luk at them.

whoa, its a long way down...

I sure has a lot of good ventures, dont you agree?

 I'm living on the edge!!  gud ting mommy keeped my leash on.  it makes me feel safe and mommy sez it helps her too, cuz I pull a lot and sumtimes my pulling gives her extra energy on the uphill

I dent see inny lizards today.

can you hear me?

I can sure hear you, cuz my ears are always so clean.  you can see for yourself in this pitcher!

the inside of my ear is pink like a little piggy.

birds eye view

I has the best seat in the house win it comes to watching whut goes on in the frunt yard.  I jest git in this nice chair and take a peek.  sumtimes I evin bark at people and dogs and hippities and innyting else that I feel like barking at.

me and my shadow

here we are, me and my shadow.  I cant decide which one of us is cooler.  whut do you think?

punkin patch

Here are our punkins for Hallyween decorating this year.  mommy evin got me my own.  she telled me to choose which one I wunt to call my own.

I sed awwwwww shucks.  

I smelled them all and tasted this one and sed, ok, I wunt this one!

maybe hallyween is not so bad after all.  punkins are nice enough.  

bye bye leafs

almost all of the leafs have fallen for winter.  mommy sed, "go sit in the leafs Percy, you will luk so nice"  so I did.  and luk, I do luk so nice!  mommy sed "smile Percy".  instead I sed "well hello there."

thin I gived her a big ol smile

this next pitcher is funny-mommy sez it luks like I have the mumps....whatever the mumps are.  I was in the start of a bark.  not having mumps.

I do luk grate in the leaves, huh?  Fall time is a gud looking time.