a day at the land

we taked a nice trip to Guffey today to hang a new wildlife camera in the woods. it will take surprise pitchers of all of the wildlife while they are minding their own bizness.  deers, elks, rabbits, birds, bears, mountain lions and mudder sed evin bigfeet.  I finded a lot of cool tings on our hike up the mountain.  here are sum.
                                                              deer poopy.
mudder telled me it is callt scat. I tinked that wuzzed whut you yell at a cat to make it go away from you.  innyway, here it is.  lots of it.  do you notice my nose in the pitcher?  it likes to smell scat.

a birds used up nest.  I went peepee on it.

now it can never be used agin.

some deer or elks fur.  do you see my big snout in the corner of the pitcher?

at furst we thought the fur   wuzzed porcupine quills.  

I ate it.

a big fallen tree.

I chewed it all up.

an old rusty tin can

it confused me.

and my best find of all...

A COUPLE OF COOL BONES TO CHEW!!  I picked them up and started to run all proud.

mudder sed  "oh Percy did you find sum antlers?"  

then she saw whut it rilly wuzzed and screamed out "oh hell no, Percy"

YUCK

                                          I had to drop them down and leave without them.

 this is the face I made when mudder sed I cud not take them home for chewing

me and mudder were going to take a selfie when I decided to eat mudders ponytail instead.

this is the salt and mineral block that we put in camera range to chum in the wild creatures.

I gave it a lick.  it wuzzed preddy gud. 

thin I went and standed in the camera range to see if I wud trip the motion sensor-I did! thin mudder sed, "Percy, get out of the field of view, you are wasting pitchers".  do you see the salt blocks?

 we finded that nature built a pitcher frame-so we sed cheese.

thin we played a liddle bit of hide and seek...can you find me?

here I am!!!!  Ollie Ollie in come free!

anudder very grate day at the land.  tank oo mudder , tank oo.

homestead trail

today mudder told me she needed to clear her head out and that we were going to splore a new trail in Castlewood Canyon.  I wundered whut wuzzed in mudders head, but i wuzzed happy to go splore.

this is callt the homestead trail head.  I'm so cited, I made a happy face.

I looked out over the trail 

I saw sum cool tings-like this liddle tree growing all by itself.

while I wuzzed running and pulling I made mudder tangle up and this pitcher got taken.

mudder wuzzed NOT happy

I feeled a bit sad.

how can she be mad at this face?  thin I made a joke and sed, "whatch you talkin bout Willis? and gave this face....  mudder forgived me right away.

we had a grate rest of our wok. hee hee hee

making me need a bath

Agility class today wuzzed grate.  I worked on learning the dog walk.  mudder is so scairt that I mite fall.  she sez "be very very careful Percy".  after I did it rilly careful mudder sed "yay, gud boy buddy" and she clapped and wuzzed relieved.  So I decided that since she wuz so happy I could take a liddle roll in the dirt and she wud not git mad!

                                                    She did not git mad, but I sure got dirty!!

icy river

today my mudder and me went for a quick hike.  well, it wus not rilly quick, but it felt like it becuz it wuz not 2 hours long.  innyway, the weather has been so nice and we injoyed our time outside togedder.

I started the wok with a nice roll in the dirt, then injoyed a very nice view 

I sed come on mudder, hurry!!

we has a lot of places to go and see.  but mucdder sed, "no no Percy, we can not go that way...

so I climbed a rock and squinted instead.

we found the path again and wokked down sum stairs to visit the river.

it had sum ice on it and I wunted to wok on the ice but mudder sed no, that I cud fall thru.

so I jest lukked frum above frum a rock and a bridge.  I did not see iny fish today.

so we climbed back up the stairs. and I gave a bark out.

hurry up muddder, there is still a lot to see.

                                                  anudder fun wok.  tank oo mudder.  tank oo

whoops

I wuzzed trying to be a helping companion and bring my owners their newspaper but thin my puppy brain took over.  I decided it wud be fun to chew it up.  I wuz not very helpful after all.  mudder sed "thanks a lot Percy, you even ruined the bag that I collect for picking up poopies." naughty naughty naughty.

grouchy pants tries the plank

jest look who tinks he is an Agility dog...GPA.  he wuzzed showing off for mudder.  I dent git too jelus beccuzzed he is an old man and never had the chance to try this fun sport.  I axilly mite start learning him.  we cud has fun togedder.

pesky squirrel

                                                     Why are squirrels such brats to us doggies?

we thought we saw bigfoot

we were driving along today and mudder sed out loud "oh my heavens there is Bigfoot"!!
  "Percy, we has to pull over for a pitcher, we are going to be famus!!"  So we pulled over.

                                             it wuzzed jest a tree.  we still are not famus.

towel time

mudder wuzzed using this towel to wipe snowy doggie paws after we go out to potty.

but I wuzzed bored so I played chase with it.  

copycat paw prints

my mudder taked this pitcher in Alaska.  a big ole bear had just wokked right along where she wuzzed going.  she likes it a lot so I thought I wud take a pitcher of my paws wokking where she would wok too.

Big ole Black bear vs Liddle ole red and white Basset Hound

i learned how to frame it!

Today at Agility class we got to work outside and I started to learn new quipment like the tire jump and the a-frame.  here is me going up on over on my furst try to go up and over.

                                                        Mudder is so prowd of me.

my education wok

on our wok today I caught a scent of sumptink that smelled rilly good.  I wuzzed not sure exactly whut it wuz, but I wuzzed sure that it smelled very gud, like a bunch of diffrint foods...I followed the scent and lookit whut I finded!        Somebuddy lost piece of their mouth, oh no!

I wunted to has it but mudder said "no way Jose", "you leave that mouth piece alone".  I wondered who wuzzed Jose.  we left the piece of mouth there and finished our wok.  

the weather today is cloudy, I call it  cloudy becuze I can run thru them, see?

I tried to taste the clouds because when they are in the sky they luk like cotton candy, so I wuzzed hopeful...but it did not taste like anything.  except maybe air.

thin I saw a big hawk flying in the clouds so I tried to chase him.  I did not has any luck catching him.

I learned 3 tings on todays wok.

1.humans can lose pieces of their mouths right in the middle of the park.

2.clouds don't taste

and 3.doggies can not catch flying hawks.

fluffy snow is falling down

sumtimes these are my favrit kinds of days...  time to go back inside and chew my bone by the fire.

winter olimpics

I has watched a lot of persons doing a lot of sporty tings in the winter olimpics this last few days.  I ruvved the skiing, and want to git myself sum skis so me and mudder can go out togedder.

it wuzzed very fascinating to see how strong these people are.

                                       they were very fast too!  I had my favorites that I wunted to win

This was one of my favrites-and I was so happy that she wuzzed winning!  I howled her on to the finish line!  arrrorooooo

I cud be in the olimpics if they let doggies in...and if the sport wuzzed sleeping!  I would win a gold medal of my own!  and I bet those skiers wud be cheering for me to win.  Just not cheering too loud.

upside down Bronwyn

I cud not find mudder innywhere this morning.  Thin I heared her talking the that mean lioness, Bronwyn.  she wuzzed telling her to sit preddy and stay.  I turned jelus becuz I imagined mudder wuzzed training her instead of me.

but she rilly wuz not doing iny feline teaching.  she wuzzed jest taking a pitcher.  

it kind of makes me dizzy to look at it.  thin she sed here, Percy let's take one of you.  now sit and stay.

I telled you --I em always so goofy!  I tinked mine luks like a crystal ball to see the future!  mine is much bedder than Miss Swat's pitcher.

me and my offer

Mudder bringed a plank inside the house so we cud practis walking it like the dog walk.  she sez that it will make her feel bedder about me being up so high in the sky at class if I git rilly gud at wokking the plank at home.  She telled me to "walk it Percy, walk it".  and I do.  we did that a cupple times thin mudder sed she wuzzed going to take a shower.  I wuz not reddy to stop practicing so I waited for mudders shower to end.  I waited the whole time on  my plank, and dis is whut mudder saw after her shower was ended.

I don't tink I need to tell you that I did git to practis agin...!!!!

miss Swat

I know my mudder ruvs all animals, but I canz not figure out why she tinks Bronwyn is so grate.  She does a lot of bad cat stuff.  If I did these tings I wud be in big ole trubble and maybe evin git paddled.  Jest lookit some of her doings...


she gits in the window...

If I did that mudder wud yell out "percy, get out of that window, you cud tear the screen, if you wunt to luk outside, thin GO outside"  

She also climbs on mudders furniture...

if I  did that Mudder wud screech out "Percy, you bad boy, git off of my furniture, you are going to brake sumptink"

SHe also helps herself to tings she shud leave alone...

if I got close to that ting mudder wud shriek "PERCY, git away frum that right this second, you are going to knock him over and reck him".

now win I tink about it, Bronwyn has never braked innyting, and I have.  maybe I em still mudders favorite.  

teachers pet

Today in Agility class my teacher thinked I em learning so gud that she taked a video of me and posted it on her FB business page.  It is me learning sum weave poles.  I already know how to do them, but I am practicing going thru the channel.  everyone in class likes me a lot.

                                                    I cant wait for next Windsday to go again and learn more !!