bath day

                                                             today was bath day.  I dent mind it. 

lookit how long my body is

I cant wait now to git out of this bathroom....do you know why?  can you evin imagine it???

yes, while my mommy wuz cleaning up the tub area I went outside and rolled in dirt!!

I got evin more attention now.  I had to have a wet towel bath now!  hehehehe

i taked a pitcher!

I can't even believe this!  I got my very own Pawloroid camera in my bark box!!  check out this grate pitcher of my mommy I taked!!!!!  it is so cute.  she is giving me the heart shape bucuz she ruvs
                                                             me so much!!  she is cute, huh?

since that is kind of blurry here is anudder one.  I put the pawloroid down so I cud see the pitcher bedder.  I really like the pitcher I taked of my mommy!  do you like it too???

this new camera is gonna be so much fun!!

brat Asa

I has not forgiven Asa for calling me Pee Pee Pants Percy, so  I told him I wuz running away.  this is whut he did.  I told him in his ear while he wuz sleeping and he smiled!  yes, he did....
                            he. smiled. in. his. sleep. and. his. eyes. opened. when. he. heard. me.

then he jest rolled belly side up.  and he laughed a liddle bit.

big ole brat.

cool sticker

my mommy gotted the neatest decal for her jeep!  it is like me, Percy!!  lookit.

and lookit.........here is me, Percy!

i almost runned away

now Max and Asa are calling me Pee Pee Pants Percy.  did I tell you how I peed 5 times at rally practis last week?  yup, I peed all over the place.  I'm still eating my cranberry pills and I gotted new doggy food to try to help.  but I em so mad at Max and Asa so I packed sum things and I wunted to run away. 

                        I has sum bones in my bag for me and sum garlic to keep away the zombies.

                                     I started getting sad cuz I really dent want to run away

but I picked up my bag to go...and thin mommy grabbed it and sed Percy, I jest love you so much.  please do not run away frum me ever. 

so I dent run away. 

instead I went and grabbed mommys kitchen towel and gave her the chase me face!!!  we played and played.  I'm so happy I dent run away.  phooey to you Max and asa.

it was a bad time

well, yesterdays barn hunt was a fail.  I pee peed in the barn so I gotted kicked out.  mommy wuz not proud of me much.  I climbed and went thru the tunnel but when I commed out of the tunnel I smelt sumting that I wanted to mark as mine.  so I did. mommy wuz calling and calling "Percy, come find sum ratties" cuz she knowed whut I wuz gonna do.  I dent listen to her at all.   mommy said oh no Percy, not agin.  and the judge lady said oh no Percy too.  I don't evin has a pitcher for todays bog becuz nothing really good happened. my mommy callz me pee pee Percy.   .   😟😡😓

I tink sumpting good jest happened----I can draw really good!!

rattie day

I git to go hunt dem rats in the barn today!  I can not evin wait.  
                      dis wuz me frum sunday pracktis!  I climbed so high looking for them vermits.

I finded sum.  and thin I cleared the barn of them.  mommy wuz so proud of me!

she sez evin if I don't find rats today we will still has fun.  and she will be proud too.

  of me, Percy!

santy Paws??

today I hurd sumptink up on my rooftop.  I got so cited cuz I hoped Santy Paws wuz coming agin!
but win I looked I saw this and I didn't tink it was ole saint nick. 

this guy wuz shoveling snow off of my roof  thin he shoveled the shingles off of my roof.  I wuz so confused.  thin Asa said to me to look out the frunt door.

there wuz an escalater driving boxes to my roof.

thin mommy sez we has to get new roof cuz those dipping dots broke ours last summer.

there sure wuz a lot of pounding.  I wud rather it have been santy paws.

my kitty cat frind

I dunt know if you have met Jazzbar.  she lives with me but she does not like me at all.  not evin a liddle bit.  look at her grumpy face. 

I tink she looks like a jaguar but I canz not say that word so I sez Jazzbar.  I wunt to run and chase her but she jest always sez mew and thin she spits at me and sez hisssssss.  and sumtimes she evin swats at me with her liddle paw.  I bark bark bark at her.  she jest gives me that grumpy old face. 

                                                                        BARK

dockter visit

I had to go to my dockter today cuz mommy is worreed that I mite has a infection that makes me has to go pp everywhere all the time.  it wusunt too bad, I got to see curious tings and I ate sum treats for being good boy. 

this iz me esploring tings.

then I screamed cuz I membered those thermometer tings  at the dockters office.

dat is me saying mommy get me out of here.  now! 

thin I stopped screaming and turned all normal and cute agin.

and bye the way, I does not has infection.  I jest like to go pp!

pp pants

well, I goed to barn hunt praktis today and my mommy made me wear sumtink callt a belly band.  whut it is is a doggy diaper... I hate those pants so much.  I can not evin tink about hunting ratties cuz I hate those pants so bad.  I not sposed to pp in the barn but I jest cant help myself frum doing it sumtimes.   that's why I has to wear pants at praktis.  my mommy takes me out for so many potty breaks.  here are my potty break pitchers.

                        I jest wunt to put my mark on evryting!  cuz I tink evryting is mine mine mine.

except my pp pants. I dunt wunt them to be mine.  I hate them so much.

This weekend is gunna be so fun

today is my rally class day and tomorrow is my barn hunt praktis!  I so cited I'm smiling upside down!!! 

friday 13th

do you member my new frind?  well, lookit his shadow--I tink he is really a person maybe. my shadow is still jest a doggy.   ohhhh, dis pitcher kind of freaks me, Percy, out a liddle bit.  is dis why he never moves or barks?  cuzzed he is a were wolf turning into the wolf man on Friday 13th.???? !!                                                                             yipes. 
                                                         dis jest as bad as zombies.
                                                                           GULP

just see who I bringed home

I made a new frind today.  we finded him on our walk so we vited him home with us.  I ruv him.
he duznt say much so I tried to say hi, I'm Percy, whuts your name?  he jest standed there....

so I hidded my face cuzzed his jest standing there is makink me worry

thin I has to laugh cuzzed he iz still jest standing there!!    he is a funny odd frind.

I cided if I cant beat him I will join him.  arrrroooooo!!!!!!!

a lesson for you

do you ever see trax in the snow and wonder whut has made them?  well, I em going to give you a liddle learning for 2 diffrunt trax.  this first one is a hippity!!!  I know dat becuz I canz smell it!!!!

this next one is me!  canz you see my pawprints?  do you know whut that is going down the middle? 

yup!!!  BRRRRRRRRRR  

Downtown Doggy

I live in a cool town called Castle rock.  this is me at downtown.  Howliday lites are still shining and I posed for sum handsum pitchers of me with the lights. 

only 349 more shopping days til next Christmas!  at least I tink so....

I look like I'm still doing math in my head, but really I am watchink a hippity eating the grass!  hehe

puppy sledding

we finded dis great sledding hill, so I wunted to try it out.  here I GOOOOOOOO!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

oh it wuz so much fun!

blending in

                                                     jest try to find me!!!

                   looky right in the middle.  still cant find me?   I hope the hippiities cant see me eider. 

                                                                  

crop circle

when my mommy and I go to the park she always sits in the same round green area in the grass.  everyday I can smell where she sitted the yesterday and I run as fast as I can go to that spot and thin I turn around and wait for mommy to yell good boy Percy!  thin I roll in the spot and roll and roll and roll, till my mommy gits to the spot and we sit togedder and play at the spot! 

cans you see my path in the snow going out to our own crop circle? 

I is turned around waiting for to hear good boy Percy

I heared my mommy so now I can roll all around

thin I git up and run back to mommy for a liddle snack.  evryday I do dis.  yup, evryday.

i has bad aim

well, I spose I cud pick up my paw when I peepee, but I dent this time and mommy sez oh gross.
                                                                   I guess its bath time.

it is arctic blast here

oh my, it iz so cold.  I cant go on my walks becuz it is below zero temperature.  I tink that means it is negative outside.  all I know for sure is that is is positive inside, especially in frunt of this comfy fire!  ahhhhh.  I even has a bone to chew on!  my life of Percy is so so great!!!

oopsie

well, I did sumtink that made mommy a liddle bit upset.  I stold this ting she callz money and I teared it up-I even ate sum of it.  she said I ate about $1.98.  she even pried my mouth open to look inside, but I ate it down.  she gave me an angry scowly face. 

so then I taked her kichen towel and went to pout in my bed.

my feddered frind

Have I ever showed you my parrot bestie?  her name is Tallulah and we are very interested in each udder.  I wished she would ride around on my shoulder but evryon sez oh no, Percy, she has a strong beak.  I kind of wish I had a beak too.  but then I don't tink I could bark bark bark or howl.  the only noise that comes out of Tallulahs beak is awful  shrieking.  it makes my ears hurt and then sumtimez I bark bark bark and howl.  I like my sounds a lot more than Tallulahs.  but she can wistle and I can not.  when all of my frinz are making our own loud sounds my momy sez it sounds like the monkey house at the zoo!  I tink dat is so funny.  I  like monkeys.

me and T-bird are having a holiday kiss togedder.

bye bye Christmas

we taked out special tree down today and mommy sed it wont come back for a long time,  she sed I wuzzed such a very good boy cuz I never boddered it or went peepee on it at all.  she gived me a big hug and telled me she wuz so proud of me!!  I sure ruv it when mommy is proud--but it shure wasn't easy to leave that tree alone and not to pee peee on it.  I tinked it wuz fun taking the special tree down because I got to go inside this cool  boat ting with lots of brite, rustly paper.  it wuz like a Percy fort.