Monday, February 6, 2017

poor lambchop

well Max is in big ole trubble.  he stealed grouchy pants Asa's lambchop and chewed him all up.  he really destroyed Lambys poor face.  jest looky dis mess.


bad Max
I'm so glad Max did this mess and not me, Percy. 



Sunday, February 5, 2017

meeting a frind that is my color

on my walk today I played and played with a new frind named Easton.  golly wuz he fun!  his ppl were nice and they sed that me, Percy cud join in with Easton while they throwed the ball for him.  I has never seen a doggy run so fast. Easton - wuz like lightnink fast - but I steel tried and tried to keep up with him!

I cud not get to the ball befour Easton no madder how hard I tried...
so in stead I jest sniffed him and then he gave me the wolfman lip like old man Asa duz sumtimez. 
we are the same color, dunt you tink?  His doggy kind is called Brittany.  isn't that a gurls name?  oh well, it did not mean a ting to me, I jest really liked Easton a lot,  he kept chasing that ball for so long that I jest had to sit down and watch.  steel, that wuz fun.  he wuz a great new frind.  he wuz  around 8 years old.  I hope I git to see him on anudder walk soon!
bye bye Easton!  do you see him running far away in the next pitcher?   time for me, Percy to go too
whew, mommy sez I, Percy, is  all tuckered out.
tanks Easton!





Saturday, February 4, 2017

zombie eyes

zoinks... jest lookit at these frightful tings on my counter!!
after my mommy telled me around 15 times to stop jumping up on her counter while she wuz trying to cook, I jumped up one more time and GULP--these bad boys were looking right at me!.  thin I tried sumptink.  I gave one a lick and wowowowowowowow it tasted like so sour zombie eye juise.  I, Percy almost yelped out a liddle bit..  it wuz the yuckiest ting I has ever put in my mouth,  and mommy sez that is saying a lot.  I did not jump up on mommys counter again today after that fright.
I em so scaret of yellow glowing zombie eyes.  why is mommy looking so smug? 

Friday, February 3, 2017

mamas boy...me

well here I em missing my mommy.  she wuz on the udder side of the baby gate without me.   make sure your volume iz turned up cuz I am doing sum very cute noises which makes my lip flap! 
I hope you noticed my tail wagging in the video, that way you dunt have to worry that I was seriously
                                                        all that sad, really.  but I play it up huh?

Thursday, February 2, 2017

groundhogs day

so it is the day of the hog.  mommy sez that he-- punxsutaweyney phil --did not see his shadow today, so for sum strange reesun there will be 6 more weeks of winter.  whut duz a groundhog know innyways??  I tink dat it shud be basset hound day.  cuz we basset hounds are always optimistick for springtime and summertime.
I tink I see a Basset Hound shadow!  so springtime is coming!!
but thin mommy showed me this pitcher...
dat is frum today...my ball is all frozened up  and a cold sky is overhead..  stinkink ground hog.
I ready for spring.





Wednesday, February 1, 2017

doggy totum pole

lookit whut my mommy made in poddery!  she ruvs doggies  so much that she created a totum pole of doggie tings!  I give it 2 paws up for neatoness!.
great job mommy up!  pssst, do you see me in the doorway in the backgrouwnd?  that is me all right. 
I tink I wuz evin crying becuz I hate my mommy being so far away frum me. 
hey, witch is your favorite piece of the totem pole?  I like the doggy bone.  tell me whut yurs is.
and do you know that she made these from clay on a poddery wheel?  I tink that is so good.
 I tink that jazzbar is so jealus that mommy did not make a kitty cat totem. 

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

me and my shadow

my mommy feels bedder so we goed for a walk today.  I runned and runned, and my shadow always goed with me!  it is so nice weather outside, and it feels like springtime my mommy sez.
whut is springtime innyways?

Monday, January 30, 2017

aaarrrggghhhh

my mommy is sick with a cold.  oh no.  I can not deal with out her 100% attention. 
I tink I mite go all crazied up without her.,. git bedder soon  mommy. I love you. love, me, Percy

Sunday, January 29, 2017

my apron

well, I liked wearing my apron so much that I wunted to wear it agin today.  I still dunt know how to cook, but I like to pretend that I am the chef.  it makes me smile.

  but jest lookit whut Max photobombed me with.  he sticked his tung out to me agin..  he is a big bully to me Percy.


Saturday, January 28, 2017

lick the chef

well, its Saturday night and mommy sez  its my turn to make dinner.  I do not know how to cook, I do not even know where my mommy keeps our fud, but she told me to put on my apron frum bark box and git buzy.  this is me looking very not thrilled to be having to figure it out.
I cud not figure it out.  so mommy fed us, like always.  num num.  she is a good cook.

Friday, January 27, 2017

max pokes fun at me

jest lookit Max.  he taked my running away kit frum me  and he is teezing me.  he is really sticking his tung out at me and calling me, Percy  a sissy.   one of these days I am gonna give him the buzness
maybe he shud run away frum home.  phooey max

Thursday, January 26, 2017

brrrrr

it is so cold outside agin.  I am so happy that I has caring owners with a warm house.  I feel sorry for any doggy frinds that don't have this.  it makes me very sad.  in the meantime I am snuggled under a nice warn blanket dreaming of finding rats and learning tricks and getting treats becuz I em so smart!
do you still like my lace ear? 


Wednesday, January 25, 2017

bath day

                                                             today was bath day.  I dent mind it. 
lookit how long my body is
I cant wait now to git out of this bathroom....do you know why?  can you evin imagine it???
yes, while my mommy wuz cleaning up the tub area I went outside and rolled in dirt!!
I got evin more attention now.  I had to have a wet towel bath now!  hehehehe



Tuesday, January 24, 2017

i taked a pitcher!

I can't even believe this!  I got my very own Pawloroid camera in my bark box!!  check out this grate pitcher of my mommy I taked!!!!!  it is so cute.  she is giving me the heart shape bucuz she ruvs
                                                             me so much!!  she is cute, huh?

since that is kind of blurry here is anudder one.  I put the pawloroid down so I cud see the pitcher bedder.  I really like the pitcher I taked of my mommy!  do you like it too???
this new camera is gonna be so much fun!!

Monday, January 23, 2017

brat Asa

I has not forgiven Asa for calling me Pee Pee Pants Percy, so  I told him I wuz running away.  this is whut he did.  I told him in his ear while he wuz sleeping and he smiled!  yes, he did....
                            he. smiled. in. his. sleep. and. his. eyes. opened. when. he. heard. me.
then he jest rolled belly side up.  and he laughed a liddle bit.
big ole brat.


Sunday, January 22, 2017

cool sticker

my mommy gotted the neatest decal for her jeep!  it is like me, Percy!!  lookit.
and lookit.........here is me, Percy!



Saturday, January 21, 2017

i almost runned away

now Max and Asa are calling me Pee Pee Pants Percy.  did I tell you how I peed 5 times at rally practis last week?  yup, I peed all over the place.  I'm still eating my cranberry pills and I gotted new doggy food to try to help.  but I em so mad at Max and Asa so I packed sum things and I wunted to run away. 
                        I has sum bones in my bag for me and sum garlic to keep away the zombies.
                                     I started getting sad cuz I really dent want to run away
but I picked up my bag to go...and thin mommy grabbed it and sed Percy, I jest love you so much.  please do not run away frum me ever. 
so I dent run away. 
instead I went and grabbed mommys kitchen towel and gave her the chase me face!!!  we played and played.  I'm so happy I dent run away.  phooey to you Max and asa.


Friday, January 20, 2017

it was a bad time

well, yesterdays barn hunt was a fail.  I pee peed in the barn so I gotted kicked out.  mommy wuz not proud of me much.  I climbed and went thru the tunnel but when I commed out of the tunnel I smelt sumting that I wanted to mark as mine.  so I did. mommy wuz calling and calling "Percy, come find sum ratties" cuz she knowed whut I wuz gonna do.  I dent listen to her at all.   mommy said oh no Percy, not agin.  and the judge lady said oh no Percy too.  I don't evin has a pitcher for todays bog becuz nothing really good happened. my mommy callz me pee pee Percy.   .   ðŸ˜ŸðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜“
I tink sumpting good jest happened----I can draw really good!!

Thursday, January 19, 2017

rattie day

I git to go hunt dem rats in the barn today!  I can not evin wait.  
                      dis wuz me frum sunday pracktis!  I climbed so high looking for them vermits.
I finded sum.  and thin I cleared the barn of them.  mommy wuz so proud of me!
she sez evin if I don't find rats today we will still has fun.  and she will be proud too.
  of me, Percy!


Wednesday, January 18, 2017

santy Paws??

today I hurd sumptink up on my rooftop.  I got so cited cuz I hoped Santy Paws wuz coming agin!
but win I looked I saw this and I didn't tink it was ole saint nick. 
this guy wuz shoveling snow off of my roof  thin he shoveled the shingles off of my roof.  I wuz so confused.  thin Asa said to me to look out the frunt door.
there wuz an escalater driving boxes to my roof.
thin mommy sez we has to get new roof cuz those dipping dots broke ours last summer.
there sure wuz a lot of pounding.  I wud rather it have been santy paws.




Tuesday, January 17, 2017

my kitty cat frind

I dunt know if you have met Jazzbar.  she lives with me but she does not like me at all.  not evin a liddle bit.  look at her grumpy face. 
I tink she looks like a jaguar but I canz not say that word so I sez Jazzbar.  I wunt to run and chase her but she jest always sez mew and thin she spits at me and sez hisssssss.  and sumtimes she evin swats at me with her liddle paw.  I bark bark bark at her.  she jest gives me that grumpy old face. 
                                                                        BARK

Monday, January 16, 2017

dockter visit

I had to go to my dockter today cuz mommy is worreed that I mite has a infection that makes me has to go pp everywhere all the time.  it wusunt too bad, I got to see curious tings and I ate sum treats for being good boy. 
this iz me esploring tings.
then I screamed cuz I membered those thermometer tings  at the dockters office.

dat is me saying mommy get me out of here.  now! 
thin I stopped screaming and turned all normal and cute agin.

and bye the way, I does not has infection.  I jest like to go pp!


Sunday, January 15, 2017

pp pants

well, I goed to barn hunt praktis today and my mommy made me wear sumtink callt a belly band.  whut it is is a doggy diaper... I hate those pants so much.  I can not evin tink about hunting ratties cuz I hate those pants so bad.  I not sposed to pp in the barn but I jest cant help myself frum doing it sumtimes.   that's why I has to wear pants at praktis.  my mommy takes me out for so many potty breaks.  here are my potty break pitchers.

                        I jest wunt to put my mark on evryting!  cuz I tink evryting is mine mine mine.
except my pp pants. I dunt wunt them to be mine.  I hate them so much.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

This weekend is gunna be so fun

today is my rally class day and tomorrow is my barn hunt praktis!  I so cited I'm smiling upside down!!! 

Friday, January 13, 2017

friday 13th

do you member my new frind?  well, lookit his shadow--I tink he is really a person maybe. my shadow is still jest a doggy.   ohhhh, dis pitcher kind of freaks me, Percy, out a liddle bit.  is dis why he never moves or barks?  cuzzed he is a were wolf turning into the wolf man on Friday 13th.???? !!                                                                             yipes. 
                                                         dis jest as bad as zombies.
                                                                           GULP


Thursday, January 12, 2017

just see who I bringed home

I made a new frind today.  we finded him on our walk so we vited him home with us.  I ruv him.
he duznt say much so I tried to say hi, I'm Percy, whuts your name?  he jest standed there....
so I hidded my face cuzzed his jest standing there is makink me worry
thin I has to laugh cuzzed he iz still jest standing there!!    he is a funny odd frind.
I cided if I cant beat him I will join him.  arrrroooooo!!!!!!!