mister pinch

do you member that I sed I had a grate story to share about my boating day?  I meeted a creecher.
I named him mister pinch becuzzed he did!  he had lots of legs and big paws that had crunch-ability. I finded him in the water while we were taking a lunch on the shore. I goed in after him to say hello.

hello pinchy

do you see him in the lake?

I sed to him that he shud come and has lunch with us.  mommy helped him to decide -she bringed him out on a stick.  nice to meet you mr. pinch. my name is Percy.

he falled off the stick and he gitted so grouchy bout it.

it wuzzed funny,so I smilet bout it and gived him my happy face and sed to him to turn his frown upside down. 

I checked to see if his frown wuzzed upside down.

it wuzzed not.  so I tried to give him a cheer up kiss. 

and thin this happened. !! 

he gived my ear a big mr. pinch PINCH.  it scaret me so much.  I never spected such bad ness frum my new frind.

I leaped to the sky. here is whut happened in slow motion. 

#1

I sed ouchie mommy

#2

I sed yelp

#3

I sed bark

when he landed he went splish in the water.  I worriet that mr. pinch wuzzed hurted.

I sed oh no are you ok mr. pinch?, and I reached out to him.  he sed he wuzzed jest fine .and thin mr. pinch asked me if me, Percy wuzzed ok.  I sed yes I wuzzed jest fine too.  so we shaked hands togedder

  thin he waved his crunch paw at me and sed goodbye Percy.  I sed goodbye mr pinch.

and he swimmed away. 

I wuzzed sad to see him leave.  I watched him go away--he swimmed backwards.  whut a strange way to travel. hmmm. 

I tellt him I hoped he wunt forget me.  mommy sed oh don't you worry Percy, he wont.  thin she smiled.

 I hope to see you next time new frind mr. pinch.  bon voyage.

max the theef

my day started out so grate bucuzzed my mommy gived me my own chew! but thin Max steeled it.

I cudnt beleeve it-so I jest stared at him tryink to beleeve my eyez.

win mommy comed outside I jest stared at her too, cuzzed I steel cudnt beleeve it.

he commed right up to MY chew and taked it out with him thru the doggy door. I wunted mommys help to take it back, but she sed oh well Percy if you snooze you looze.  whut the heck has godden in to her?  she always saves the day for me, Percy.  and, I wuzzed not evin snoozink.

lookit maxs face-he luks like a big bad wolf face.  and he is eating MY chew right down. so I stared.

and I stared agin at mommy. 

while I wuzzed doink all the staring, bad max swallowed MY chew.  yup.  now my day iznt so grate.

 

Yoshi and Almondine and me

I got to see my frinds today and we played and runned togeddder.  we had such gud time at Chatfield State Park.  it wuzzed so nice and warm and the path was muddy and smelly! here we are playink.
my face is funny allways! ! Yoshi is my scruffy frind and Almondine is my doggy frind like my kind.

we played follow the yoshi leader to  the island and I rolled in sum smelly goosey poopy.

mommy yelled yucky Percy, stop that and come back

so I commed charging back, and lookit at my belly and legs.  mommy sed oh no, you are stinky Percy

I tink I smell so gud now.  thin we all decided to pose for a nice frind pitcher togedder. 

thin I runned amuck agin like I always do.

I also runned thru the muck. more stinky good fun for me, Percy

I sure know how to have a great day! 

mommy sed ok, everybody its time to go home now.  so me and Almondine trotted tegedder down the liddle path. 

here is a during and thin an after of me.  during I em so rambunctious and after I em so conked out.

I sleeped like a liddle dear win we getted home.

and  I dreamt of dis gud time today.

funny faced frinds!!

artwork

look whut some grate artist drew on their driveway! I tink I em in love, dis is the prettiest doggy ever

                                                                 I like that is sez dog

happy Easter day

today is Easter sun day.  I got to go to the park and wear my special ears.  I hoped I wud make sum bunny frinds, but I dent evin see any hippities. 
                                            

lookit dis pitcher, it luks like my bunny ears are really growink out of me!

frum me, Percy!!

boat day

we went out on our boat for fishing today.  we went to a big lake.  I member last year I tinked it wuz the ocean.  but I em smarder now and those were the silly old days that I thinked  that.  lookit how smarder I em dis year

for lunch we went to the shore and me and mommy explored all around.  there were ant mounds as big as me. mommy sed no no Percy, don't go near those big ant homes. that ting in frunt of me is one 

I dent go near it.  thin mommy sed no no Percy don't go near those big cow pies.  but I like pies.

mommy sed it wuz cow poopie pies.  how come is poopy called a pie?  I wunted to go near it.

but instead I goed back near the beach.  mommy sed no no Percy don't eat the seeweed

I dent eat it, instead I jest goed pee pee on it.

after lunch mommy catched a big fish.  she wunted it to say hi to me so I sed "hi big fish"

thin all of the sudden it screamed at me with its mouth all open big.  I sed aaauuugghh and wuz scaret

but mommy sed no no big fish, don't scare  my percy.  thin she catched anudder one so I jest sticked my tung out at it and sed phooey.

but thin I has to admit I wuz a liddle curious, so I taked a gud curious luk at him.  he dent scream out

he dent open his mouth or scare me, percy at all.  I liked dis big fish,  but thin mommy put him back in the big lake and he swimmed away.  bye bye big fish! 

I has anudder story to tell you about my venture today, but I em tired up and has to go to bed.  so I will tell you soon.  it will be worth your wait.  it is a movie story!!!  night night for now.

a needle in your bonnet

has you ever heard this phrase?  well, it's not in my bonnet, it is in my tail, and it is jest a pine needle
                                                                   but here it is

o grate, my mommy jest tellt me that the saying is "a bee in your bonnet"  whoops.  oh well.  I em glad I don't have a bee in my bonnet, or my tail, or inyting else for that madder. 

its thursday

since it is Thursday it is nosey work day.  I em starting my next class tonight and will learn about a certain odor.  I em so cited I jest can not wait to git inside and start learning!

Win i getted inside I learnt that birch odor is whut i em sipossed to be finding.  It smells like spearmint.  my teacher lady thoughted she wud be sneeky and put the odor inside a tin inside a box

but me, Percy, finded it inyways!

so I lukked at her and sez, you are not as sneeky as you tink you are teacher lady!!

and I finded that birch odor agin, and agin.  I evin tore box tops off to git to the odor.  cuzzed I gitted cookies win I find that smelly tin! and I ruv cookies and clapping! do you like my working harness?

I tink that is a preddy cool pitcher of me working my search.  it shows a lot of motion lukking stuff. cuz I work so fast!  bam, like lightening!

I find it evrytime that sneeky teacher lady hides it!  I tink noseywork is a lot of fun.  I ruv Thursdays!